Monday, September 29, 2008

RIP Reggie Dunlop

Now, im not a Paul Newman fan, his dressing suck, most of his movies sucked (i.e Color of Money) however he is the star of one of my all time favorite movies. Here are some of the great scenes involving the late great Reg Dunlop.


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Warren Sapp gets his groove on



300 lb brother can SHAKE!!!!

BREAKING NEWS, Clay likes the cock.


http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/realityrocks/101126/clay-aiken-yes-im-gay

In a most riveting tell all, Clay "I sucked on American Idol, gained a bunch of weight and fell off the planet" Aiken, along with his new baby, has confirmed that he is indeed a homosexual. Now, I dont care if he's gay, but I care that some dumb bitch had the audacity to reproduce with this douche. My dad lives in the Raleigh area, same as Ms. Aiken. Im sure the southern boys are going to have their way with this one, although there is no doubt this was a no-brainer to begin with. I wonder if there should be a "who's coming out next" pool, much like the death pool that many folks are into.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Late Rap out - Wu Tang Style...







Boo Weekley aka Happy Gilmore



First of all its about time the US won the Ryder Cup. Been since 1999 since this last happened. Not only did the US team band together and play as a TEAM for once, but a few fresh faces have emerged for American golf. JB Holmes, hitting 373 yd tee shots, Anthony Kim, the next Tiger perhaps? And who can forget the hayseed in the video above. Boo Weekley, who is my age, acts about the same, totally emodies the southern redneck stereotype. He dips on the course, tells funny one-liners, smiles on the course, pokes fun at himself, likes to wear camo hats and shirts. I know the Europeans in all their properness didn't take quite too kindly to Mr. Weekley and his antics this weekend, but they took notice that this boy has some SERIOUS game.

Here is his interview from the 2007 PGA, this is Boo in a nutshell.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Monday Rap Out





Pour House - Team Ramrod 3/4 team photo



Well 11 under didnt win us shit, but we sure had a hell of a day. Highlights include...

Sarnowicz 280 yd drive on # 10, Kuli's 6 iron and 30 ft eagle putt.
Bacchi's CTP (3ft) on # 14, a green ive hit 3 out of 120 times this year, worth 400 bucks.
Sarnowicz almost driving # 15, where we SHOULD have made eagle.
Being 11 under with 4 to play, and then parring out.

At the Pour House...highlights are..
Me squirting Lobster semen all over Kuli's shirt
Sarnowicz pulling a Shinobi and leaving without saying goodbye
Meeting my CKCC league partners wife for the first time!!!
Having a conversation with Abbott in Zulu.
Not remembering my ride home...and not waking up with a hangover!

GREAT WEEKEND!!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Friday Rock out with RATM!!!!







Shit Show Weekend



Saturday is the Pour House ALS golf tournament at Cedar Knoll CC. Bacchi, Kuli, Sarnowicz and I will attempt to lush our way around the course like last year. The goal is to shoot under the number of beers we drink. Last year we shot 65, with a double bogey and a bogey. And this is a SCRAMBLE!!!! If the putters are working and we can sort of see straight on the back nine, we can improve on our 5th place finish of last year!! Pictures to follow on Monday!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Cedar Knoll retains the Cup!



Its finally happened! For the first time the away course wins the Cedar/Rocky challenge. With a 9-9 tie in matches, Cedar Knoll retains the Cup they won at Cedar Knoll last year. Some highlights...

Fadden/Longshore beat Dion/Smith 13-5 and we had to give them 2 strokes each.
Terry Francis and PeePee coming from 2.5 down with 2 holes to play, Francis goes birdie/birdie to finish.
Riley and Jerry Pap(74 years old) winning a key match.

Other shockers were Norm and Cassarino losing while getting strokes, Echo and Whitney getting blown out 15-3. Both Ayer brothers losing as well as Lee Bangsund and Duvals...

Regardless, the cup is now on display near the beer taps in the clubhouse at CKCC.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Rocky Ridge is DEAD tonight



Alright Rocky Ridge bitches...the Knoll is coming today, and taking that cup back down route 116 where it belongs. My whomever is in charge have mercy on the poor bastards that play Longshore and I, as we will be bringing nothing less then pure annihilation!

Friday, September 5, 2008