Thursday, October 30, 2008

My hero!!!!!




Golfer John Daly detained after passing out drunk at Hooters

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Published: October 29, 2008

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When you hear the words "Hooters," "John Daly" and "extremely intoxicated" in the same sentence, you know where this story is going.

In the latest chapter of Daly's longtime struggle with alcohol abuse, he was held overnight in a North Carolina jail after passing out at a Hooters restaurant, according to a statement released by Winston-Salem police on Wednesday.

Police officers were called to the Hooters at 120 Hanes Square Circle in Winston-Salem at 2:17 a.m. Sunday. When police arrived, Daly, who had passed out at the restaurant, was already being treated by emergency medical workers, according to police reports. Emergency workers said Daly refused to go to a hospital.

According to police, Daly "appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative." Daly again refused to go to the hospital and was eventually asked to leave by Hooters employees, police said.

Because Daly had no transportation, police said they held him in custody at a local jail until he sobered up. Daly was photographed by police but does not appear to have been charged with any crime.

This is the latest in a series of headlines about the long-hitting star, who came from nowhere to win the 1991 PGA Championship. This year, he made a bizarre appearance at the British Open, where he accused his former coach Butch Harmon of lying about Daly's alcohol abuse and then struggled to break 90, and he played a shirtless round in Missouri for a local TV crew, which became a YouTube hit.

This guy is a true American zero, I mean hero. Who else passes out at a Hooters, rips 40 heaters a round, sometimes shirtless, and still, gets preferential treatment?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Does the Snail Pail play the team in White?


http://view.break.com/282035 - Watch more free videos

I have to ask after seeing this, is this team either A) The Flyers from our Lake Placid trip, or B) The team we played in Wayne on Saturday morning that could not stay out of the box? Both of these teams have the traits that would lead me to believe we have played them. Anyone care to weigh in their thoughts?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Craig Sager ...or Jim Carr?




Looking at these two videos, I think Jim Carr from the movie Slap Shot has been reincarnated as Craig Sager from TBS. I mean seriously, the stupid interview questions, the horrible suits, its indistinguishable.

How bad will the Leafs suck this year?


As the 2008 NHL season dawns upon us, there are so many questions surrounding my beloved Toronto Maple Leafs. I just want to throw a few out there and see if this stirs any discussion. (I'm guessing hell no, but why not, i'm entertaining myself.)

1) Will Fletcher be the GM all season? Is there discussion/negotiations in place to bring Brian Burke in from Anaheim at season's end?
2) How will Ron Wilson do in his first year in TO? His success rate in his past stops is high, however with this group of players, we will truly see how good of a coach he really is.
3) Who will wear the C this year? Since Mats Sundin is trying to be a poker ambassador, or the Roger Clemens of the hockey world, the captaincy will most likely go to defenseman Tomas Kaberle. However, will the soft spoken foreigner be the leader the Buds need???
4) Turnover...We lost Tucker, McCabe, Wellwood, Raycroft (no big loss there), Sundin for now, who will step up and replace this veteran core? I don't see Kubina, Stajan, Steen, or ANYONE for that matter that will pick up the slack.
5) Are the Leafs simply going to tank this year in order to be in a position to draft John Tavares?
6) Will Fletch make a run for some veteran scoring mid season, or at the trading deadline? What is the plan long term for this club?


All these questions, and im sure more will play themselves out this season. Im really not looking forward to another year of lifeless hockey out of this club. It will be interesting to see how the new leadership struggles thru this winter.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

RIP Reggie Dunlop

Now, im not a Paul Newman fan, his dressing suck, most of his movies sucked (i.e Color of Money) however he is the star of one of my all time favorite movies. Here are some of the great scenes involving the late great Reg Dunlop.


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Warren Sapp gets his groove on



300 lb brother can SHAKE!!!!

BREAKING NEWS, Clay likes the cock.


http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/realityrocks/101126/clay-aiken-yes-im-gay

In a most riveting tell all, Clay "I sucked on American Idol, gained a bunch of weight and fell off the planet" Aiken, along with his new baby, has confirmed that he is indeed a homosexual. Now, I dont care if he's gay, but I care that some dumb bitch had the audacity to reproduce with this douche. My dad lives in the Raleigh area, same as Ms. Aiken. Im sure the southern boys are going to have their way with this one, although there is no doubt this was a no-brainer to begin with. I wonder if there should be a "who's coming out next" pool, much like the death pool that many folks are into.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Late Rap out - Wu Tang Style...







Boo Weekley aka Happy Gilmore



First of all its about time the US won the Ryder Cup. Been since 1999 since this last happened. Not only did the US team band together and play as a TEAM for once, but a few fresh faces have emerged for American golf. JB Holmes, hitting 373 yd tee shots, Anthony Kim, the next Tiger perhaps? And who can forget the hayseed in the video above. Boo Weekley, who is my age, acts about the same, totally emodies the southern redneck stereotype. He dips on the course, tells funny one-liners, smiles on the course, pokes fun at himself, likes to wear camo hats and shirts. I know the Europeans in all their properness didn't take quite too kindly to Mr. Weekley and his antics this weekend, but they took notice that this boy has some SERIOUS game.

Here is his interview from the 2007 PGA, this is Boo in a nutshell.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Monday Rap Out





Pour House - Team Ramrod 3/4 team photo



Well 11 under didnt win us shit, but we sure had a hell of a day. Highlights include...

Sarnowicz 280 yd drive on # 10, Kuli's 6 iron and 30 ft eagle putt.
Bacchi's CTP (3ft) on # 14, a green ive hit 3 out of 120 times this year, worth 400 bucks.
Sarnowicz almost driving # 15, where we SHOULD have made eagle.
Being 11 under with 4 to play, and then parring out.

At the Pour House...highlights are..
Me squirting Lobster semen all over Kuli's shirt
Sarnowicz pulling a Shinobi and leaving without saying goodbye
Meeting my CKCC league partners wife for the first time!!!
Having a conversation with Abbott in Zulu.
Not remembering my ride home...and not waking up with a hangover!

GREAT WEEKEND!!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Friday Rock out with RATM!!!!







Shit Show Weekend



Saturday is the Pour House ALS golf tournament at Cedar Knoll CC. Bacchi, Kuli, Sarnowicz and I will attempt to lush our way around the course like last year. The goal is to shoot under the number of beers we drink. Last year we shot 65, with a double bogey and a bogey. And this is a SCRAMBLE!!!! If the putters are working and we can sort of see straight on the back nine, we can improve on our 5th place finish of last year!! Pictures to follow on Monday!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Cedar Knoll retains the Cup!



Its finally happened! For the first time the away course wins the Cedar/Rocky challenge. With a 9-9 tie in matches, Cedar Knoll retains the Cup they won at Cedar Knoll last year. Some highlights...

Fadden/Longshore beat Dion/Smith 13-5 and we had to give them 2 strokes each.
Terry Francis and PeePee coming from 2.5 down with 2 holes to play, Francis goes birdie/birdie to finish.
Riley and Jerry Pap(74 years old) winning a key match.

Other shockers were Norm and Cassarino losing while getting strokes, Echo and Whitney getting blown out 15-3. Both Ayer brothers losing as well as Lee Bangsund and Duvals...

Regardless, the cup is now on display near the beer taps in the clubhouse at CKCC.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Rocky Ridge is DEAD tonight



Alright Rocky Ridge bitches...the Knoll is coming today, and taking that cup back down route 116 where it belongs. My whomever is in charge have mercy on the poor bastards that play Longshore and I, as we will be bringing nothing less then pure annihilation!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Monday, August 25, 2008

Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Rock out





Interesting discussion this morning



When I saw this tremendous vegetable in my fridge...

Rick - "What the fuck is this thing?"

Lacey - "My new sex toy."

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Cedar Knoll Club Championship 2 days away



This weekend is the CK club championship. Once again due to my lack of skill off the tee, in the fairway, rough, and hazards, plus poor putting, im in the A flight. This would be considered 2nd flight in most clubs. Do I have a chance, sure, but its slim. Ill need a miracle plus ill need about 8 people to play horribly to win a membership next year!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Happy hands club has arrived!!!



Clearly this dude has too much time on his hands..no pun intended.

Monday, August 11, 2008

RIP Bernie Mac



One of the funnier 6 minute comedy skits I have seen.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Sports vs. Events/Games

OK...my last post had me thinking for a minute, and I have had this argument a few times with people back in the day. Certain things on ESPN, NBC Sports, etc...that I do NOT consider sports. I have a few rules on what makes a sport, but these are fairly opinionated. One, to be a sport you must have a scoreboard. Second, some sort of object like a ball must be used. So. Other then the basic 3, baseball, football, basketball, are these considered sports, games, or events?

Soccer- Sport - Even though this is controlled by European and Third World countries, and you can't use your hands, not to mention I hate it, this is a sport. Its the most common game in the world, and it takes a ton of stamina, skill and endurance to play.
Golf - Sport - I know, you can rip heaters, lip darts, drink 400 beers and ride a cart. But, this too requires great hand eye coordination, not to mention patience, intelligence and technical skill. I have to go with sport on this one.
Auto racing - Event - Yes this too requires hand eye coordination and mental toughness, but jesus, anyone can do this...just go go go and turn left 2000 times.
Swimming - Event - Actually, I liken this more to survival...if you don't paddle, or float in the winter, chances are, youll drown. I dont see the highlights of the 50 meter individual medley getting top billing on ESPN, unless its the Olympics. And even the Olympics call their events, EVENTS.
Poker - Game. Blind people can play cards. This doesn't make them athletes. This should only be shown on its own network (see below.)
Track and Field - Event- same as swimming, only is big during the Olympics. Running and jumping is not sports, they are athletic events. No ball, no scoreboard, its who jumpest highest and who runs fastest.
Figure skating - Event - same with gymnastics, I don't believe anything that has a "judge" with a subjective view in charge of who wins constitutes sport. I guess under the same token, I would have to lump boxing in this, although it seems a bit hypocritical to do so. Not always does the best person or team win.
Tennis - Sport - I have to lump this in with Soccer. Great athletic ability, scoreboard, ball, you name it. Besides the judges this has everything a sport needs. At this point, a judge isnt needed, we have the screaming loud siren that goes off when a serve misses, why not include that all over the court??
Hockey - Sport - There is an object (puck), and a scoreboard. Plus this has almost as much contact as football, and you can get seriously hurt playing. This takes skill with hands and feet. I say its a sport.

Anyhow, im sure this could see some debate. Im interested in some reactions here.

My million dollar idea - PTV - Poker Television


Since we have the WSOP on ESPN 3 nights a week, we have the World Poker Tour on the Travel Channel a couple times a week, high stakes poker on GSN, why don't we just get our shit together and create the Poker Network or Poker TV. The NFL network pulls off 24 hours of football coverage, even during the offseason. Why can't we create a network for poker? I mean let's be real here, poker isn't even a sport (ooh, another rant to blog about later!) Here is an example of how PTV can work

12 am to 6 am - Reruns of former WSOP satellites and main events.
7 am - 10 am - One hour of poker news(SportsCenter style- duh duh duh, duh duh duh)where broadcasters can discuss which big names are in what tournament, up and coming players, etc..
10 am - 2 pm - Player biographies - sort of the "behind the music" if you will about various poker players, their struggles, their success stories.
2 pm - 6 pm - Educational shows - how to play 7 card stud, Omaha Hi, stratgeies on Hold em, etc..
6 pm - 7 pm - Daily news again
7 pm - 12 am - Live coverage of current tournaments or big cash games. Live interviews

Come on now, how hard is it? Only need a few broadcasters for this, and I can bet dollars to donuts the average degenerate will fork over 7 bucks extra a month to Comcast or Dish Network if they think it will help them in the long run win more money. Good idea?????

Uh oh - the Rocket saw something he doesn't like



Now I understand this is a political slam created by the Douglas administration, but this still strikes home a bit, as countless colleagues of mine have lost jobs due to prior administrations' failure to secure long term growth at IBM BTV. Ill let the viewer(s) here decide for themselves what they think...

Friday, July 18, 2008

Friday Rock out!

Friends or enemies...the blog will be down for a week as im going on golfcation. So for you today is a special extra rock out...more songs then usual.









Susan Lucci wins at poker!!!


Rick Randall aka Susan Lucci won his first tournament on Thursday night, when his J A versus AQ and 88 held up with a J on the river. Congratulations....Susie

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

You cant spell Gentleman without G!!



Oh hellllll no!! the apocalypse is here finally! This is TV's version of Hurricane Katrina, the Tsunami, 9/11, Pearl Harbor, Bucky Dent's homer in 1978 all in one. I watched the premiere of this for about 7 minutes last night. Thank God, or Allah, that the All Star game was on, otherwise my dumb ass would be roped into this. 15 douchebag Guido's and pimp wannabe's go to a house and basically learn to be gentlemen. This is the male version of Charm school. Could someone do me a favor and watch this, and let me know how it is....I dont want to get sucked in!

I LOVE JD DREW



2008 MLB All Star MVP???? Is this even possible to believe? Last year this fool almost got booed out of Boston, suffering thru a .270, 11, 64 season, only to resurrect himself in the playoffs. His game 5 grand slam catapulted the Red Sox to the ALCS championship. This year, he is undoubtedly the Red Sox team MVP. With Big Papi on the DL, along with a pile of other injuries, the sometimes fragile Nancy has put up the numbers that the brass in Beantown thought he was capable of when they signed him to the 70 million dollar deal. Last night, his 2 run tater helped assure the Red Sox would get home field advantage in this year's World Series. And for that I say...I LOVE JD DREW!!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Friday Rock OUT





Friday Poker Recap

Well, once again my domination was witnessed as I took complete control of the first game for my tenth 1st place finish. This put me briefly 2 cashes ahead of Dan Brooks for the group. The key hand in the first game, was a heads up race between Howard and I. His Qh Qk, versus my Ac Kc..Flop was 5h 8d 7c..turn is a 10c and the river is a 5c..so in theory I sucked out a river flush, but this was a classic race. From there I proceeded to mow down the rest of the competition and win the game.
Second game, I got out to a huge chip lead, with AA taking 3/4 of Jan's chips versus his QQ. However, when we got to 3 remaining players my stack was dwindling, so I made a move with A3 when I saw a KQ3 flop, only to see Dan call immediately with 33...game over. Here are the current standings of our Thursday poker league

Cashes 1st 2nd
Rick F 19 10 9
Dan B 18 12 6
Glenn 12 9 3
Jan 13 2 11
Mary B 11 8 3
Howard 8 4 4
Don P 5 1 4
Sue 5 1 4
Linda 5 1 4
Bob W 4 3 1
Diane 3 3 0
Jim G 3 2 1
Paul 2 0 2
Lacey 2 0 2
Jim B 2 0 2
Janet 1 1 0
Danny 1 1 0
Rick R 1 0 1
Jim W 1 0 1
Dick 1 0 1

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Thursday - Poker Night, degenerates convene!



The return of the Brooks' make this a highly anticipated poker night. I am now in the lead over Danny with 18 total cashes. Since this is also the week of the 2008 WSOP Main event, the intensity of tonight's game will be electric. Details tomorrow!!

Hi...Im Scuba and I like....


to make sure my poppa wakes up at 1:14 am, 4:07 am, and of course at 6:22 am. I really don't think he needs as much as sleep as I get. I like to lick his head and lay on his back when he's sleeping great. I get a kick out of waking him up and nagging him to death!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Reporter eats a bug, can't see POLLEN



Do all reporters use separate voices at home? Or is this an actor? This just makes one wonder whether reporters with distinguishable voices and attitudes are doing this as a stage routine, or if they act the same way at home. I get the feeling Tom Messner goes home and still gives shitty news to his family with a stupid grin on his face, but anyway, this is a great clip.

Monday Rap Out...



Caddyshack relived!!!



OK folks, after viewing the above clip, you will clearly understand where I am going with this update. 2 weeks ago during IBM league, golfing at Cedar Knoll on the south course, Steve and I were waiting near the green for one of the other players to chip on. Of course this player takes 89 practice swings, and loses our attention (not that I have any to begin with.) Now here is where it gets funny. Steve, who was focused on this guy preparing to hit, turns his head just as he hits. All of a sudden the ball goes right at Steve and hits him. Steve goes down like a deer that just got shot. Hilarity ensues. Steve is laughing sort of, rolling around a bit. Im out of my mind roaring, thinking the ball just hit him in the leg. Keep in mind this was 15 yrds away with a wedge, so pain shouldn't be a factor here. So, as I start to wipe the tears from my eyes, I calmly ask him, "where that hit you"? And the response I got was nothing short of magical.

"Right in the head of the cock"!

Sorry Steve and Anna for not posting this sooner, I didn't know my blog was so important to every one. :-)

Ive been lazy at updating the blog!!

Back to work Monday!!! Well I was told this weekend by a couple different sources that yes this piss poor blog I do does in fact get read. So yes folks I will update this more regularly. I apologize to my loyal readers. First off is a great story that I have been asked to post my first hand account on, which I will post separately.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Schilling is DONE



http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/

Curt Schilling's amazing 2008 season (no starts) has been shut down, and the 200+ game, 3 time World Series champion will be heading for surgery, quite possibly ending his career. Time to run for Senate Curt...

FRIDAY ROCK OUT!!!!!





Another poker victory




Thats 17 cashes for you boy here...9 wins and 8 seconds! Ties me with the legendary Dan Brooks for most total cashes. Now its time to buckle down and not slow play 2 pair and lose to straights...Thats happened 2 fucking weeks in a row.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Good Drivers Gone Bad - RIP 460



Well, the 460 Launcher has gone Eight Belles on me. Actually, I put this puppy to sleep myself. This is what happens when you hit your bag with your wedge. The replacement is a Hi Bore XL Tour...same thing only newer, but im not nutting this one yet....YET..

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Big Brown is on the Rail Saturday

ELMONT, N.Y. -- Big Brown, seeking to become the 12th winner of the Triple Crown, was assigned post 1 among a field of 10 3-year-olds in the $1 million Belmont Stakes, which will be run Saturday for the 140th time at Belmont Park.

The rail post "takes me a little out of control, but I'm well mounted, and I'm ready to make history," said jockey Kent Desormeaux, who will ride Big Brown for the IEAH Stables and trainer Rick Dutrow.

Post Positions for Belmont Stakes 140
Post Horse Jockey Trainer ML Odds
1 Big Brown Kent Desormeaux Rick Dutrow 2-5
2 Guadalcanal NA Fred Seitz 50-1
3 Macho Again Garrett Gomez Dallas Stewart 20-1
4 Denis of Cork Robby Albarado David Carroll 12-1
5 Casino Drive Edgar Prado Kazuo Fujisawa 7-2
6 Da'Tara Alan Garcia Nick Zito 30-1
7 Tale of Ekati Eibar Coa Barclay Tagg 20-1
8 Anak Nakal Julien Leparoux Nick Zito 30-1
9 Ready's Echo John Velazquez Todd Pletcher 30-1
10 Icabad Crane Jeremy Rose Graham Motion 20-1

From the outside to the inside, Big Brown is ready to win the first Triple Crown since Affirmed in '78....And for me, 50 bucks from Brent and BBBB. Look at these odds, 2-5, so if you spend a dollar on Big Brown to win you get .40 cents back..this is a lock

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Leafs have a new coach



Looks like Ron Wilson - recently fired by the San Jose Sharks, will be the next Toronto Maple Leafs coach. Several questions are being asked...

1) Why not hire a permanent GM first? Is Fletch in this for the long haul?
2) Will Brian Burke be lured to replace Fletch after next year? He and Wilson were college teammates and have worked together previously.
3) Mats Sundin - Does this hiring keep him in Toronto? His eyes and ears are all over the ongoing drama that is the Leafs front office.
4) If not Brian Burke, then who? There is rumor that NHL policeman Colin Campbell and Steve Yzerman (Yes that Stevie Y) could be possible full time replacements.

Another Sad Day for Boston sports fans



Anchor’s away: Marvy Hazel Mae out at NESN
By Inside Track
Tuesday, June 3, 2008 - Updated 3h ago
Hazel Mae will no longer make Red Sox [team stats] fans’ day. NESN announced yesterday that the popular “SportsDesk” anchor will leave the station at the end of the month.

“After four incredible and exciting years at NESN, I’ve decided now was the right time for me to make this difficult decision to leave,” Mae said in a statement.

“It has been both a personal and professional privilege to be a part of NESN and the dedicated ‘SportsDesk’ team. During my time with the network, I’ve had more than a few once-in-a-lifetime opportunities, including the chance to cover two World Series and a Super Bowl.”

The departure of Mae, a fan fave who joined NESN in 2004 and, in addition to “SportsDesk,” hosted the “Ultimate Red Sox Show” and “The Buzz,” is the second high-profile exit from the station in four months. In February, Sox go-to gal Tina Cervasio departed the station after failing to agree on a new contract and, word is, her colleague Mae have had a similar conundrum.

“They don’t want to pay anyone, that’s what this is about,” said one NESN snoop. “And they’re going to have trouble hiring good people because of that.”

Tina’s public reason for leaving the station was that she wanted to be closer to her hubby, who lives in New Jersey. But insiders say she wanted to re-sign at NESN - but not for the lowball pitch they threw at her.

The station replaced her with Heidi Watney, an unseasoned - but very attractive - sportsgal from Fresno, Calif., a market more than a few innings behind Boston in terms of major-league players and fans.

Mae, whose contract runs out next month, reportedly also got a salary offer that wasn’t in her ballpark. And although she did not say whether she has a new gig lined up, Hazel has, in the past, flirted with the gang at ESPN.

“I am grateful to the Red Sox and Bruins [team stats] ownership groups, NESN president, Sean McGrail, and all the players and staff who have supported and challenged me,” Mae’s statement said. “Most importantly, I’d like to thank the amazing and passionate sports fans of New England, who have welcomed me into their homes and given me a chance to do the kind of work I enjoy.”

The NESN vixen became nearly as popular as the players she covered during her four years at the station. The former Toronto sports reporter, who morphed from a dowdy-dressed outsider to a sexy local superstar at NESN, was so admired by Sox fans that a cardboard cutout of her once sold for $400 on eBay.

Hazel was frequently spotted out on the town - often with a sports star on her arm. She dated ex-Celtic Ricky Davis and ESPN “SportsCenter” anchor Steve Levy and was linked to ex-Toronto Blue Jay Kevin Barker. A radio yakker once speculated that she and married Sox skipper Terry Francona were the subject of a blind New York gossip column item - a bad assumption that cost the yakker his job.

Mae fanned the rumor flames, telling Internet sports blogger John Molori that NESN had no rules against dating players and if they did, she wouldn’t work there. The remark reportedly didn’t sit well with her bosses. Ditto for her infamous “thong” comment on WEEI.

But yesterday NESN programming veep Joel Feld described Mae as “a special part of the NESN family.”

“Every day, she brought energy, smarts and a fan sensibility to our ‘SportsDesk’ audience,” he said. “We are sorry to see her leave, but wish her every success in future professional endeavors.”

First its Tina C, now the Haze. The hell is oging on at NESN? Is Donny O, Rem Dog taking up all of the salary cap they have? The only hope is they find a replacement (upgrade) similar to Heidi Watney. Rumor is the Haze will be moving on to ESPN, maybe NESN can take Erin Andrews in trade?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Rocket is on Staycation!


Time to rock out. I am now on Staycation.

Staycation - When you are on vacation but not going anywhere since the gas prices are too high...

That's me for the next 4.5 days. You can find me at a local golf course!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Big Brown is back on the track!



From ESPN.com
NEW YORK -- Big Brown was back on the track a day earlier than expected, and trainer Rick Dutrow Jr. said he looks as good as ever -- maybe even better.

The Triple Crown hopeful went out for a 1½-mile jog around Belmont Park on a rainy Tuesday morning, the first time since Friday the unbeaten colt was out exercising since a quarter crack was discovered on the inside of his left front hoof.

"I was very happy with this move," Dutrow said outside barn 2, where Big Brown was being walked around by exercise rider Michelle Nevin.

Asked if he looked as good as he did before winning the Preakness on May 17, Dutrow said, "He might look better."

Now it's over. No way in hell any horse will come close to denying this 3 year old colt the first Triple Crown since Affirmed in 1978. This also means that between Benny Big Balls and Brent I will win 50 bucks, or 33.3 Pour House Labatt's on Sunday and Monday.

Tuesday Rap Out!!

After 3.5 days off (Mahna Mahna), im a day late, but here it goes....



Friday, May 23, 2008

3.5 day weekend..and that means

Williston Golf Course sucks!

I need to rant. State Day at Williston golf course is on Thursday. This basically allows people to play golf courses for cheap. Anyhow, when you make a tee time, all you should have to say is "Fadden , 4". Well at this fuckhole you have to give last names of all 4 in your foursome or they will shove some 68 handicap in your group that you've never met. Real brilliant idea. So, this morning I just called to make a tee time, and with out knowing all 4 names as of yet, I said, "Fadden, 4, Cedar Knoll". Well the pro, who you can find out by looking up www.willistongolfclub.com/ says I need 4 names or you won't get the tee time. My reply, great put down Fadden, Jones, Smith and Sanchez. Of course he didn't take my sarcasm lightly. I did get my tee time, as I now have a "real" foursome. But I dont understand if you book the tee time why you can't just say "Fadden, 4"? This is why even though I live 5 mins from Williston I only play if I am getting a deal. Even now, I feel violated. So I urge anyone who reads this to try and avoid playing this overrated, uppity communist run "golf course". If they want to act like this, make it a "country club" and make it private. Save the horseshit for the snobs.

Friday - Rock out (Boston's best bands)






Poker Hangover - typical Friday



Those people above..well two of them lost last night. The moron on the right didn't play. Anyhow, 2 second place finishes. First game was similar to last week in the sense that I missed first by 200, when I got the win by 200 the week before. Several small and middle pair that I pushed real hard. Second game, as usual, gets a little crazy. We had a great knew saying "sending smoke singles". I had a good laugh when I was told that smoke singles lead to ammonia. Ammonia comes from last week also when it was mentioned someone was in the hospital with ammonia. Stuff is bad for you I swear. Regardless, one major suck out with A9, against QJ boosted me to the chance to win, however I had just enough chips in the end to take second. Another fun night as usual. Here is the standings.

THURSDAY NIGHT POKER CLUB STANDINGS

Game 1 1st Game 1 2nd Game 2 1st Game 2 2nd
Week 1 Janet Dion Bob Wells Bob Wells Sue
Week 2 Dan Brooks Rick F Rick F Dan B
Week 3 Dan Brooks Jan Linda Jim G
Week 4 Dan Brooks Rick F Bob Wells Linda
Week 5 Mary B Jan Bob Wells Mary B
Week 6 Mary B Dan B/Glenn Mary B Jan
Week 7 Dan Brooks Howard Glenn Jim Brown
Week 8 Glenn Howard Mary B Dan B
Week 9 Sue Jan Howard Glenn
Week 10 Dan Brooks Lacey Dan Brooks Rick F
Week 11 Howard Rick F Dan Brooks Don P
Week 12 Don P Linda Jim G Howard
Week 13 Glenn Jan Mary B Jan
Week 14 Howard Jan Glenn Jan
Week 15 Rick F Jan Mary B Sue
Week 16 Rick F Sue Rick F Sue
Week 17 Jan Don P Glenn Rick F
Week 18 Glenn Rick F Dan Brooks Mary B
Week 19 Mary B Dan B Dan Brooks Mary B
Week 20 Dan B Don P Danny Linda
Week 21 Diane Don P Rick F Dan B
Week 22 Dan B Rick F Glenn Rick F
Total Cashes 1st 2nd
Dan B 16 11 5
Rick F 13 5 8
Mary B 10 7 3
Jan 10 1 9
Glenn 9 7 2
Howard 7 4 3
Don P 6 2 4
Sue 5 1 4
Linda 4 1 3
Bob W 4 3 1
Jim G 2 1 1
Lacey 1 0 1
Jim B 1 0 1
Janet 1 1 0
Diane 1 1 0
Danny 1 1 0
Rick R 0 0 0

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday night Poker night



Will Mary call her son a cocksucker again? Will she call me a fuckhead? (of course). Will someone be stupid and call 2 5 offsuit and catch a flush? I guarantee all of the above!!!

What the fuck is juice???

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Lacey blasts Dangler

Dangler is my buddy from St. A Corey..he's only about 5 ft 5. Anyhow...from time to time he can be seen in a polo shirt with a tee shirt underneath with the sleeves that hang a bit lower. Last night I noticed I had the same thing going on at the golf course and mentioned it. Here is Lacey's comment on this.

"It's probably because he wears regular size tees then gets his polos at baby gap"

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Lacey's inappropriate comment of the day

Now this one is special. Its been a rough week at 36 Brickyard # 31 to say the least. Anyhow, thru all of this, Lacey dug deep and came up with something special. Today would be my 8th wedding anniversary, and for those who don't know my ex. She's not only a jerk, but she's not exactly Nicole Ritchie thin. Last fall Lacey and I were at the Green Mountain Glades Calcutta and for some reason the ex was there with her current boyfriend. Needless to say there was no hello, hows it going, nothing. So when I mentioned that today would be 8 years of bliss and how unhot my ex is, Lacey said this.

"She looks like she went to McDonald's College and had to stay behind every class!"

Monday, May 12, 2008

Monday Rap Out




Rocket shot 91 on Saturday!



Well, on May 10 I failed to meet my golf goal of the season. My ONLY goal was to not have a round over 90, and on May fucking 10th I have already failed. Granted there was a 400 mile per hour wind, but everything I hit turned to shit. Yesterday's 88 from the tips was a high score, however I think I figured out why im duck hooking the shit out of my woods...we'll see tonight.

Could someone please shoot these people?



Or at least tell them to stop having friggen babies! 18 kids? I have to believe at this point we are witnessing the next Waco crazies developing. I mean what other reason is there to have 18 kids other then to train them to conquer and destroy the world? TLC is always showing them singing Omazin Grace and being all happy. But the home schooling, the "jurisdictions" they have, all a front! When the cameras are off I am convinced they are building bombs, reading the Koran and planning a full attack on the North. Someone PLEASE stop them. Or call TLC and have them stop financing this mess.

Lacey's Weekend Inappropriateness

Saturday morning - about 730 am...

Lacey coughs, actually its more of a blood curtling hack...
Rick - "Nice smoker's cough"
Lacey - "Yeah, black lung, to go with my black toe"
Rick - "And your black ass"
Lacey - "No, thats just the color of what goes IN my ass."
Rick - "Jesus."
Lacey - "That's the COLORED entrance."

Monday, May 5, 2008

Monday Rap Out!




2008 Wayne NJ Highlights



Well, another tournament, another heartbreaking loss in the championship. All in all, for having 10 guys and playing 4 games in 48 hours, we can hang our heads high. Our razor winner Brouillette confessed to needing to make some "lifestyle changes" on the way to the locker room after the last game, yet sill managed to rip a bid 35 mins after we got in the car. There are a few things we need to work on for our next trip.
A) Team defense!!! Including Backchecking, clearing loose pucks.
B) Benny's game with the women. Chasing girls then leaving them so they will "miss" him is not going to work.
C) Getting T Lee and Kuntz a razor. This will take a team effort!

Some of the quotes of the weekend include....
"Let's Roll!"
"Puck drops at 7:02" How true was this? 2 min warmups!!!!
"I hope to see you all in the NHL next year!" DUH!!!!!!!

Another great weekend boys!!!! Im now glad I went!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

7 year old Hood Rat!



Listen to this little punk! Im a bit of a betting man, so im laying 20-1 that this little shit is in jail for life by the age of 18, that is, if he hasn't overdosed on Ho-Ho's or gotten shot to death.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Monday Rap Out!




4 days till Wayne!!!




Look out La Quinta Inn, the following 11 fools will be invading your territory this weekend. Will Benny repeat? Will Rassel be the first 2 time winner? Is there someone on this club willing to step up and get their name on the razor? Anyone willing to make some bets on who comes through this trip??

Rick Fadden - naked man in the hallway
Bradley Brouillette - playing for the 5'er
Jon Spaulding - the freight train
Jeff Schwartz - have you seen his spin-o-rama
John Callan - he STILL loves party girls
Pat Callan - bring back the fro!
Ben Barron - Reigning razor winner
Rick Rassel - has your face healed yet?
Jay Kuntz - always beware of the quiet ones
Steve Palmer - your fearless captain
Derrick Hennebicque - goalie extraordinaire