7 year old Hood Rat!

Listen to this little punk! Im a bit of a betting man, so im laying 20-1 that this little shit is in jail for life by the age of 18, that is, if he hasn't overdosed on Ho-Ho's or gotten shot to death.

Monday Rap Out!

4 days till Wayne!!!

Look out La Quinta Inn, the following 11 fools will be invading your territory this weekend. Will Benny repeat? Will Rassel be the first 2 time winner? Is there someone on this club willing to step up and get their name on the razor? Anyone willing to make some bets on who comes through this trip??

Rick Fadden - naked man in the hallway
Bradley Brouillette - playing for the 5'er
Jon Spaulding - the freight train
Jeff Schwartz - have you seen his spin-o-rama
John Callan - he STILL loves party girls
Pat Callan - bring back the fro!
Ben Barron - Reigning razor winner
Rick Rassel - has your face healed yet?
Jay Kuntz - always beware of the quiet ones
Steve Palmer - your fearless captain
Derrick Hennebicque - goalie extraordinaire

Chicks are better drivers then dudes

In the last week Danica Patrick won an Indy race, and yesterday Ashley Force beat her DAD in a top fuel funny car event. What's next, a women president?

Anyway, who's hotter..Ashley or Danica?

Interesting quotes from the last 24 hours

"My father lived for 25 years with only his two front teeth and he ate corn on the cob!" - Mary Brooks, last evening at poker when we were talking about this toothless dolt that used to play free poker.

"I farted no less then 5 minutes ago and I can still smell it around my desk :( " - Lacey, 840 am today.

Lacey's inappropriate comments of the day

"This kid is gonna get his tits lit up." - referring to David Pauley, who started for Josh Beckett - 7:02 pm

"Here we go, let the tit lighting begin!" - After Pauley gave up his first hit, 7:25 pm

NHL Hockey Pool Standings

After Round 1 of the NHL playoffs, here is the standings so far for the fuck all pool of the year. Its great to see Fat and Brouillette at the bottom, that seems right to me!! Now, with Ovechkin and Iginla eliminated, I see Obie falling back to the pack after the Seabiscuit like first round..

Obie 26
Griz 19
Wolf 18
Rocket 17
Jeb 16
TR 15
Fat 13
Brou 12

Boys - Jerk off!! You won't get prostate cancer!

From Yahoo News!

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.

The prostate produces a fluid that is incorporated into ejaculation, which activates sperm and prevents them from sticking together. Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens like 3-methylchloranthrene can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent ejaculation encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out." (The Advocate)
If you'd like to know more, you can find stories related to Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer.

Now as someone who has had the 2 finger violation on them, I am going to say this isn't the worst idea! At least until im 50 and they will go up there and treat me like camp meat at the doctor's office anyway.

Monday rap out

Summer is near, these are some great songs that remind me of summer time.

70 degrees out!

Sox/Yankees, ill be golfing within a couple days, 70 degrees out, grilling on the deck..Do doooooo do do do

More good stuff on my hatred of the Yankees

Enough said...

Even professionals make mistakes!

Announcer Bobby Clampett has apologized for referring to Wen-Chong Liang as "the Chinaman" during Masters play last week.
From ESPN.com
According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Clampett was taken off the broadcast after the comment.

Clampett, working the Internet broadcast of Amen Corner at Augusta National Golf Club, made the comment Friday after Liang missed the cut.

"It has been a privilege to be here with you the last two days describing action of all of the players," Clampett said in a statement released Monday. "In describing the Asian player Wen-Chong Liang, if I offended anybody, please accept my sincere apology."

Liang, who missed the cut by six strokes after shooting rounds of 76 and 78, was playing in his first Masters on a special foreign invitation.

Clampett also works golf telecasts during the PGA Tour season for CBS.

Now Im not saying that Clampett was right by saying this, but take him off the broadcast? For those of you that read this crap I post, Clampett is the poor bastard that won the US Amateur and was hailed as one of the "next Jack Nicklaus", only to suck so bad he was in the booth full time by age 30. Guy couldn't hit a putt to save his life. You would think between CBS and the Masters folks they would warn him not to call the Chinese golfer a Chinaman!!! I say we cut the guy a break here. I mean look at him, the 1970's Peter Frampton fro says it all!!!

Pics from Fenway - slide show action

These are Curt's pictures, mine have not been loaded yet. I also had a video of some chick shaking her ass during the rain delay, but I don't want to give the impression im a pervert or anything. Anyhow, other then the rain delays, the seats were awesome, Manny's home run was CRUSHED, and Beckett pitched well. Plus the 14 dollar pitchers at the Cask were awesome. And yeah, the Yankees lost..HAHA

Friday Rock out!

None of this went down last night eh?

4-1 Habs..I see AK27 got zero points. I wonder how come Griz didn't choose Guillaume Latendresse? Anyhow, I expect none of this will happen in this series between these two pansy teams.

Great sports weekend

Other then Mike Lowell going down with a sprained thumb, this weekend has to be utopia for the couch potato sports fan. Just look at the events slated for this weekend.

Masters golf tournament - Can Zach repeat? Immelman and Rose lead at -4.
Red Sox v. Yankees - the rivalry continues. Oh yeah, ill be at the game on Saturday.
NCAA hockey frozen four - Looks like the Catholics versus the Jesuits in the final. Boston College against Notre Dame. Usually these teams play in November, but thats with Touchdown Jesus involved. For anyone interested in who I am picking to win, simply watch http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1192856268169083106

Sat..Sox/Yanks - 4PM, im there

Thats right, the Rocket scored Sox/Yanks seats for Saturday. Yeah it will be 35 degrees and raining, but Ill be there.

Lacey's inappropriate Masters golf comments

"Hansen, is that like the name Smith in Denmark? There's 2 of those fuckers in there!" - talking about Soren and Anders Hansen, both playing in this year's tournament.
"I think the Westminster's Dog Show is in a couple weeks, you getting in a pool for that too?" - I guess I get in a lot of pools!

The 2008 NHL playoff pool is all set!

The 2008 NHL playoff pool - aka "fuck all of the year" is all set. After several debates about the rules, etc..here is who has who.

TR - Montreal, Colorado, Marco Sturm, Marian Gaborik
Brou - Pittsburgh, Nashville, Dany Heatley, Pavel Datsyuk
Rocket - Washington, Calgary, Mike Richards, Joe Thornton
Wolf - New Jersey, Dallas, Jaromir Jagr, Ryan Getzlaf
Jeb - New York Rangers, Minnesota, Zach Parise, Peter Forsberg
Obie - Philadelphia, San Jose, Alexander Ovechkin, Jarome Iginla
Fat - Ottawa, Detroit - Sidney Crosby, Jason Arnott
Griz - Boston, Anaheim - Alexei Kovalev, Michael Ribeiro

Scuba Steve's Masters picks

Tomorrow begins the start of the 2008 Masters, with Zach Johnson defending the title. Several players are contenders this year. Here is Scuba Steve's picks for this year's crown.
1)Tiger Woods - Every person, cat or dog has him in their pool.
2)Geoff Ogilvy - the '06 US Open champ has a swing like butter and is playing well.
3)Phil Mickelson - since Poppa is a lefty, im choosing Phil.
4)Padraig Harrington - the Irishman has 3 top tens at Augusta, and has won a major.
5)K J Choi - Has the game to compete here, sort of a darkhorse but is a winner.
Alternate - Boo Weekley - he likes camo and dipping..enough said

CEDAR KNOLL IS OPEN!

Apparently the Ayer family is in a hurry to make some money, the cheap bastards. They opened the north 9 this morning. For more information regarding prices, etc...go to www.cedarknollgolf.com

Home Opener - ring ceremony

Today the Sox get their 2007 World Series rings. I wonder if they fly in Eric Hinske, Eric Gange, etc...like they did for D Lowe and Billy Baseball in 2005? Regardless, Sweet Caroline and Dirty Water are back.

The biggest douche the Pour House has seen

Folks - this here is Dean. This douche is the biggest jack off ive seen at the Pour House, and ive seen a lot of people come in and out of there. Last year during the 1st week of football season he was cheering at the fucking REPLAYS of the game. He yells at the TV, hits on every woman in there, has no clue what is going on, and to boot he comes in looking like an absolute shit heel. This is him yesterday, with his starter football jersey, his boner pants and backwards baseball hat. I had a 1986 flashback here. My advice, if you see him, run away, he's a douche!

Monday - Rap out

Lacey's weekend of inappropriate comments

Now there are too many to list them all, but needless to say Ms. Barber was on a couple rolls this weekend. Some examples include:
During the Red Sox/Jays game on Friday night,
"Canadian national anthem, what do they sing about, Tim Horton's?"
"They announce the friggen massage therapist? What's next, ladies and gentlemen, Urinal Cleaners 1 thru 5, Mike Schmidtnuts!"
"Great, Wakefield is pitching? He'll pitch 4 innings, and get his TITS lit up."
During Sunday's Pour House visit,
"Yeah, he gave Jessica Alpo herpes, then he gave her Chuck Wagon stew." This was when I mentioned the rumor that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes and mispronounced her name.
"You can scratch a diamond with that tooth!"
"You have a spider living up there, and this legs are dangling out!"I had visible nose hair yesterday.

Im ready for Jersey...check out the pose!

Only thing im missing here is a Jagerbomb and some orange tan spray!

Red Sox Rumor - Hottie taking Tina C's place...

Blonde Hottie Favorite To Replace Tina Cervasio

Scott’s Shots at Boston Sports Media Watch has the inside scoop on who may replace Tina Cervasio as the Red Sox Reporter.

Shots has learned that NESN held an audition for its Red Sox Reporter position over the weekend and that the “contestant” was received well by those who have the power to hire. While no imminent decision is expected, Shots has confirmed that former Miss San Diego (Calif., 2000-03), Heidi Watney, is the odds-on favorite to replace Tina Cervasio as the regional sport network’s sideline reporter. Watney had her tryout in Los Angeles while the crew was there over the weekend. It was done entirely off-air.

Here’s a sampling of work at her previous employer. And you can click here for her YouTube Channel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-nrl53saY

If this is true, then Red Sox Nation has themselves a delightful treat this summer. Hazel Mae and K Tap together couldn't come close to the hot factor of Ms. Watney. Now I can see why we let Tina C go. Let's just see if she covers herself all up a la Hazel during the games or if she has the flirtiness needed for this gig. Either way, its shaping up to be a good summer!!

Friday Rock out!

Finally! A successful Poker night!

After a 5 week dry spell where I didnt win any real money, the Rocket finally got a victory. After knocking a few people out, including the Meatdrawer, I bullied my way to a 52 dollar win. The second game, was a 3rd/4th place finish as 2 of us went out the same hand. The lady who came in second the second game, wotta douche. Ive never met a person who has NO clue like this woman, always chasing, always asking what the blind is, how much the chips are worth, etc etc. And for a group of ten who is equal in talent and has fun together, to invite this woman just ruins the night. But, hey, the Rocket wins, so the Rocket smiles!

Lacey hates losing a bet!!

Lacey and I made a bet on the NCAA pool, basically whomever had less points when it was over had to pay for the food/booze for a spring get together were thinking of doing. Apparently she didnt like the idea that we made that bet, and she is losing.

1:47 PM Lacey: so want to do a little side bet on the bracket???
rick.fadden: whats the bet
Lacey: hmmm....
1:48 PM lets have a spring party in a few weeks....loser has to buy the food/alcohol for the party
rick.fadden: ok
sounds like a deal
Lacey: ok
and we'll go by points.

Her response after she saw this dialogue from 2 weeks ago..

FUCK
FUCK MY ASS
TITS AND FACE

Great story from the West Virginia Surf report

My parents spend every winter in Florida, hanging with people their age and older. When I hear the stories, it sounds like something straight out of Del Boca Vista (phase III), on Seinfeld.

Anyway, one of the old guys reportedly got on an exercise kick this year, and was working out and running, and the whole nine yards. My Dad said one of the other men, a person whose only exertion is an occasional walk to the beer cooler, told the exerciser:

"You know what you're going to get for all this? Five more years in a nursing home, at $5000 per month."

Douche of the day - 2nd time Winner - PACMAN

Pacman hands out food to less fortunate at Atlanta church

ATLANTA -- With the words "Feed The Children" written across his black T-shirt, NFL outcast Adam "Pacman" Jones stood outside the church doors, passing out almost 500 boxes of food and toiletries to the people who know him best.

Adam "Pacman" Jones handed out food and personal care items on Tuesday at the Atlanta church where his aunt and uncle are members.
"This is for you all -- the community," he told an elderly woman, as a crowd of about 200 swarmed around him.
The troubled cornerback is trying clean up his image, hoping this good deed for his hometown will be another step toward showing he's worthy of reinstatement to the league that suspended him for numerous arrests.
Meet Pacman the Humanitarian.
On Tuesday, Jones helped needy families at Word of Faith Ministries, a church in an impoverished area on the west side of Atlanta where his aunt and uncle are members. He said the church was a perfect place to pay homage to a community that has given him the most support.
Jones teamed up with Feed the Children, a nonprofit relief organization that delivers food, medicine and clothing to the poor.
"I can tell he really wanted to give back," said Suzanne Werdann, director of sports partnership for the nonprofit organization.
She said Feed the Children and Jones are planning a relief trip to Africa as well.
"It's not going to stop here for him," Werdann said. "He really wants to shed a better light of himself to others who don't know him."
Jones has fans cheering him on.
"Pacman, I can't wait to see you on the football field again," said a man who turned out at the church.
"Me too," Jones replied.
The sixth pick in the 2005 draft by the Tennessee Titans, Jones was suspended last season for violating the league's personal conduct policy after several arrests. He has asked for reinstatement on several occasions, but commissioner Roger Goodell wants him to show he's turned his life around through actions, not words.
During his time away from the playing field, Jones said he has learned from his actions and cut out all the "knuckle heads" in his life. He just wants the chance to atone for his mistakes, turning to his faith for guidance.
"In the Bible it says, 'Let the past be the past and move on to the future," Jones said. "I think for my situation, God did everything for a reason. Yes, I made a lot of bad mistakes. And I owned up to them. I want to tell the kids everything I went through, so they won't have to."
Brenda Hill, a daycare worker, brought along 12 children to the food drive. One kid was especially confident that Jones will be back on the field next season.
"I'm super-duper happy Pacman is here," 9-year-old Spirit Rush said. "He's great to me. I'm going to bet that he'll be the better player than everyone else. Just watch."
Gladys Jones watched from afar as her nephew handed out a couple boxes filled with condiments. She said he's evolved as a person over the past year.
"This is a good start," she said. "A bad picture has been painted of him for such a long time. But he's more humble now, and I hope that everyone sees the good side of him -- like I do."
Even though he is still with the Titans, Jones has been outspoken about his interest in wanting to play for the Dallas Cowboys. Recently, he spent three hours as a guest on a radio show hosted by former Cowboys receiver and Hall of Famer Michael Irvin.
"There are a few teams interested in me like the Detroit Lions, New England and Miami Dolphins," said Jones, speaking as though he expects to be reinstated soon. "But everyone knows I want to wear the star on my helmet, and play for Jerry Jones."
No matter what happens on the field, the Rev. Larry Hill believes Jones is on the right track and praised him for returning to his roots to help the less fortunate.
"They can relate to him here," Hill said. "With the media coming down on him, I think he needs a support system like this to give him comfort going on.

What a joke. I bet when he returns hell have some good games and all but this is such a slap in the face of the commissioner. I say keep him suspended until he does 5000 hours of community service. Thats 2 years work. This guy is a major douche! And for that, he's my first 2 time winner of douche of the day!

Hi, My pussy feels better, Ill play today!

If anybody likes this guy they are nuts! Ill START liking him when he is hitting over .300, playing every day, and driving in a ton of runs. 14 million a year for back spasms and sandy vaginas is not earning your money David Jonathan!

Its Official - the Leafs suck!

Since the best the Toronto Maple Leafs can finish is 10th in the East, once again ill spend all spring working on that 11 handicap, rooting for the Red Sox and missing the hockey playoffs. All of this was made possible because Sundin wouldn't waive his no trade clause, and Kaberle, Tucker, McCabe, and the wonderful messrs. Pokahonsky and Antropov continue to suck hind tit. Thanks for another losing season Leafs. I love you too! Fuckers!

The Rocket grilled last night!!!

I can now officially say Spring is here! The grill was on last night, garlic burgers and lemon pepper chicken! My fat ass ate like a KING!!!Now only if Cedar Knoll would open!