Rocket is on Staycation!

Time to rock out. I am now on Staycation.

Staycation - When you are on vacation but not going anywhere since the gas prices are too high...

That's me for the next 4.5 days. You can find me at a local golf course!

Big Brown is back on the track!

From ESPN.com
NEW YORK -- Big Brown was back on the track a day earlier than expected, and trainer Rick Dutrow Jr. said he looks as good as ever -- maybe even better.

The Triple Crown hopeful went out for a 1½-mile jog around Belmont Park on a rainy Tuesday morning, the first time since Friday the unbeaten colt was out exercising since a quarter crack was discovered on the inside of his left front hoof.

"I was very happy with this move," Dutrow said outside barn 2, where Big Brown was being walked around by exercise rider Michelle Nevin.

Asked if he looked as good as he did before winning the Preakness on May 17, Dutrow said, "He might look better."

Now it's over. No way in hell any horse will come close to denying this 3 year old colt the first Triple Crown since Affirmed in 1978. This also means that between Benny Big Balls and Brent I will win 50 bucks, or 33.3 Pour House Labatt's on Sunday and Monday.

Tuesday Rap Out!!

After 3.5 days off (Mahna Mahna), im a day late, but here it goes....

3.5 day weekend..and that means

Williston Golf Course sucks!

I need to rant. State Day at Williston golf course is on Thursday. This basically allows people to play golf courses for cheap. Anyhow, when you make a tee time, all you should have to say is "Fadden , 4". Well at this fuckhole you have to give last names of all 4 in your foursome or they will shove some 68 handicap in your group that you've never met. Real brilliant idea. So, this morning I just called to make a tee time, and with out knowing all 4 names as of yet, I said, "Fadden, 4, Cedar Knoll". Well the pro, who you can find out by looking up www.willistongolfclub.com/ says I need 4 names or you won't get the tee time. My reply, great put down Fadden, Jones, Smith and Sanchez. Of course he didn't take my sarcasm lightly. I did get my tee time, as I now have a "real" foursome. But I dont understand if you book the tee time why you can't just say "Fadden, 4"? This is why even though I live 5 mins from Williston I only play if I am getting a deal. Even now, I feel violated. So I urge anyone who reads this to try and avoid playing this overrated, uppity communist run "golf course". If they want to act like this, make it a "country club" and make it private. Save the horseshit for the snobs.

Friday - Rock out (Boston's best bands)

Poker Hangover - typical Friday

Those people above..well two of them lost last night. The moron on the right didn't play. Anyhow, 2 second place finishes. First game was similar to last week in the sense that I missed first by 200, when I got the win by 200 the week before. Several small and middle pair that I pushed real hard. Second game, as usual, gets a little crazy. We had a great knew saying "sending smoke singles". I had a good laugh when I was told that smoke singles lead to ammonia. Ammonia comes from last week also when it was mentioned someone was in the hospital with ammonia. Stuff is bad for you I swear. Regardless, one major suck out with A9, against QJ boosted me to the chance to win, however I had just enough chips in the end to take second. Another fun night as usual. Here is the standings.

THURSDAY NIGHT POKER CLUB STANDINGS

Game 1 1st Game 1 2nd Game 2 1st Game 2 2nd
Week 1 Janet Dion Bob Wells Bob Wells Sue
Week 2 Dan Brooks Rick F Rick F Dan B
Week 3 Dan Brooks Jan Linda Jim G
Week 4 Dan Brooks Rick F Bob Wells Linda
Week 5 Mary B Jan Bob Wells Mary B
Week 6 Mary B Dan B/Glenn Mary B Jan
Week 7 Dan Brooks Howard Glenn Jim Brown
Week 8 Glenn Howard Mary B Dan B
Week 9 Sue Jan Howard Glenn
Week 10 Dan Brooks Lacey Dan Brooks Rick F
Week 11 Howard Rick F Dan Brooks Don P
Week 12 Don P Linda Jim G Howard
Week 13 Glenn Jan Mary B Jan
Week 14 Howard Jan Glenn Jan
Week 15 Rick F Jan Mary B Sue
Week 16 Rick F Sue Rick F Sue
Week 17 Jan Don P Glenn Rick F
Week 18 Glenn Rick F Dan Brooks Mary B
Week 19 Mary B Dan B Dan Brooks Mary B
Week 20 Dan B Don P Danny Linda
Week 21 Diane Don P Rick F Dan B
Week 22 Dan B Rick F Glenn Rick F
Total Cashes 1st 2nd
Dan B 16 11 5
Rick F 13 5 8
Mary B 10 7 3
Jan 10 1 9
Glenn 9 7 2
Howard 7 4 3
Don P 6 2 4
Sue 5 1 4
Linda 4 1 3
Bob W 4 3 1
Jim G 2 1 1
Lacey 1 0 1
Jim B 1 0 1
Janet 1 1 0
Diane 1 1 0
Danny 1 1 0
Rick R 0 0 0

Thursday night Poker night

Will Mary call her son a cocksucker again? Will she call me a fuckhead? (of course). Will someone be stupid and call 2 5 offsuit and catch a flush? I guarantee all of the above!!!

What the fuck is juice???

Lacey blasts Dangler

Dangler is my buddy from St. A Corey..he's only about 5 ft 5. Anyhow...from time to time he can be seen in a polo shirt with a tee shirt underneath with the sleeves that hang a bit lower. Last night I noticed I had the same thing going on at the golf course and mentioned it. Here is Lacey's comment on this.

"It's probably because he wears regular size tees then gets his polos at baby gap"

Lacey's inappropriate comment of the day

Now this one is special. Its been a rough week at 36 Brickyard # 31 to say the least. Anyhow, thru all of this, Lacey dug deep and came up with something special. Today would be my 8th wedding anniversary, and for those who don't know my ex. She's not only a jerk, but she's not exactly Nicole Ritchie thin. Last fall Lacey and I were at the Green Mountain Glades Calcutta and for some reason the ex was there with her current boyfriend. Needless to say there was no hello, hows it going, nothing. So when I mentioned that today would be 8 years of bliss and how unhot my ex is, Lacey said this.

"She looks like she went to McDonald's College and had to stay behind every class!"

Monday Rap Out

Rocket shot 91 on Saturday!

Well, on May 10 I failed to meet my golf goal of the season. My ONLY goal was to not have a round over 90, and on May fucking 10th I have already failed. Granted there was a 400 mile per hour wind, but everything I hit turned to shit. Yesterday's 88 from the tips was a high score, however I think I figured out why im duck hooking the shit out of my woods...we'll see tonight.

Could someone please shoot these people?

Or at least tell them to stop having friggen babies! 18 kids? I have to believe at this point we are witnessing the next Waco crazies developing. I mean what other reason is there to have 18 kids other then to train them to conquer and destroy the world? TLC is always showing them singing Omazin Grace and being all happy. But the home schooling, the "jurisdictions" they have, all a front! When the cameras are off I am convinced they are building bombs, reading the Koran and planning a full attack on the North. Someone PLEASE stop them. Or call TLC and have them stop financing this mess.

Lacey's Weekend Inappropriateness

Saturday morning - about 730 am...

Lacey coughs, actually its more of a blood curtling hack...
Rick - "Nice smoker's cough"
Lacey - "Yeah, black lung, to go with my black toe"
Rick - "And your black ass"
Lacey - "No, thats just the color of what goes IN my ass."
Rick - "Jesus."
Lacey - "That's the COLORED entrance."

Friday - Rock out!!!

Monday Rap Out!

2008 Wayne NJ Highlights

Well, another tournament, another heartbreaking loss in the championship. All in all, for having 10 guys and playing 4 games in 48 hours, we can hang our heads high. Our razor winner Brouillette confessed to needing to make some "lifestyle changes" on the way to the locker room after the last game, yet sill managed to rip a bid 35 mins after we got in the car. There are a few things we need to work on for our next trip.
A) Team defense!!! Including Backchecking, clearing loose pucks.
B) Benny's game with the women. Chasing girls then leaving them so they will "miss" him is not going to work.
C) Getting T Lee and Kuntz a razor. This will take a team effort!

Some of the quotes of the weekend include....
"Let's Roll!"
"Puck drops at 7:02" How true was this? 2 min warmups!!!!
"I hope to see you all in the NHL next year!" DUH!!!!!!!

Another great weekend boys!!!! Im now glad I went!