Friday, December 28, 2007

Weekend rap out videos/songs

For those of you who like the rap....here are a few good ones

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d12EI3xNiqE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16yeTi37K0o - the faboulous George C....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eRN4sGVxiVQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuA5dDm0f34 - watch ya step kid....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KQNGW6tVzLk - RIP ODB!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH17zRCw3Gc&feature=related - La da da da da daaa
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8btIzccJzg4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txtf6qM1N2w

Weekend rock-out videos/songs

Some old skool stuff here....ROCK OUT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zl9_3RIjBA&feature=related - RIP Cliff!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoNPqtznoXk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwLtTa2trRs - This reminds me of 10th grade!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5mjN32G1iI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxqymBQuz0Q - this song reminds me of the scariest night of my life...I never thought id live thru this concert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Nh6SnzBaA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYn5hxeFt10 - Beavis & Buttheads favorite

Lacey's inappropriate comment of the day

This sure didnt take long, I got to work at 940, and had this by 10 am..

"Just had to plunge the fuck out of the toilet here, person before me plugged it and ran"

BFA sucks...for one night.

Essex 3, BFA-St. Albans 2: Ethan Clark scored the game-winning goal on a power play with 5:48 left in regulation to lift Essex to the come-from-behind win.

Tim Carpenter and Ben Pearl set up the game-winner for Essex, which improved to 3-1-3.

Essex's Steve Mone scored with an assist from Tyler Peckham, while Cullen O'Neil also netted a goal with an assist from Mike Abbott for the Hornets.

A goal by Seth Gates with assists from Andrew Christie and Evan Collins gave BFA a 1-0 lead in the second. Mone and O'Neil both scored in the opening 2 1/2 minutes of the third period for a 2-1 lead. Twenty seconds later Kris Sabourin knotted the score with assists from Eric Hungerford and Jordan Dufresne.

Brandon Reagan had 20 saves for Essex, while Rob Lussier stopped 38 shots for BFA.

Well...the shots on goal says it all, ive never liked this Lussier kid...too small and too scared out there. I heard a comment, from someone saying that back in my day, late 80s, early 90s, that our first line players wouldn't be 4th line players today. I call bullshit, and for whoever reads this crap I put up here, please add your comments, cause I think as a 1st/2nd line player myself, was a better player then their 1st line players..these kids just flip the puck around, bang it off the glass and dump it in, no skills at all..thats just an opinion, but I welcome any comments here.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Look at this sissy ass Hornet.


I HATE ESSEX...and the Hornets!!! GO Bobwhites!

BFA v. Essux..I mean Essex - 8 pm tonight..

Bellows Free Academy

Bobwhite Hockey

DIVISION ONE STATE CHAMPIONS

1972/1973/1974/1975/1976/1977/1978/1979

1982/1983/1987/1988/1991/1999/2003/2005



YouTube video of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCtToN9Ixpw&feature=related

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.....

Lacey's Mensa Moment of the week

When asked to name the above 3 studs...here was her answer.

"Penny Hardaway, Lawrence Taylor, and Kevin Garnett."

Thank God she bought me a Garnett tshirt for xmas...or she would have called him something outrageous as well...

Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day!!

There are a couple from our 5 hour excursion at the Pour House yesterday..

"I'd tell you to go fuck YOURSELF, but you'd like that too much!" 330 pm
---This was after she told me I should fuck one of the nasty cougar looking waitresses..

"When your mouth is closed!" 430 pm
---This was after I happened to ask her when she liked me best....

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Happy Boxing Day!!! Im sure when I go to hell, I mean the mall later, there will be no less then 500 people Ill want to do this to.. But my watch is tight and I need to get that thing on my wrist!!!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Thursday Poker Review - I won 85 bucks!!!

this is what it looked like in front of me all night, as I just owned the table ALL NIGHT long...I only lost 2 hands all night..one was when I had 10/10 in the hole, and the flop was 2, 7, 8, all different suited, and this douche Glenn went all in, and caught runner runner hearts for a flush. And the other was my Ace/9 got out kicked by A/10...big deal. I owned them bitches all night long....and got PAID!!!

Lacey's totally inappropriate quote of the day!!

This is definitely a 2 thumbs up quote, and I had the picture to prove it!!!

" You know what I really hate? When people name their pets the same thing over and over. Like, this is my cat, Bear 9. I mean go fuck yourself. Try being original."

Its the weekend - YouTube video of the day


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k

Featuring the famous "Im Rick James, Bitch!".. this was back when he lived off of crack and lighter fluid for a diet.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Its Poker night...


That means Mary Brooks will be there. For those of you who dont' know her, she likes cards, lung darts, and using the word "BOWSHIT" instead of bullshit. Should be interesting losing money to her again.

Douche of the day - Jonathan Papelbon

From ESPN.com...breaking news

The baseball from the final out of the 2007 World Series is at Jonathan Papelbon's home in Hattiesburg, Miss., according to the Hattiesburg American.

Well, part of it is.

The rest? You should ask the Boss.

If he could talk, he might say it was delicious. But the most he'll say is "woof."

"Boss," you see, is Jonathan Papelbon's dog. Boss likes to play with baseballs. And Boss found the baseball that Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek gave the closer after he struck out the Rockies' Seth Smith to clinch Boston's second World Series title in four years, the newspaper reported.

And Papelbon was left with a common excuse for not doing one's homework to explain what happened to a historic baseball artifact.

"My dog ate it," Papelbon told the newspaper. "He plays with baseballs like they are his toys. His name is Boss. He jumped up one day on the counter and snatched it. He likes rawhide. He tore that thing to pieces.

"I'll keep what's left of it," he told the paper.

After the 2004 World Series, the Red Sox and first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz haggled over custody of the ball that produced the final out of the team's Series championship in 86 years. Both sides eventually decided to give the ball to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, N.Y.


Train your friggen dog will ya?? Or pay someone to do it...

Best Christmas song ever



This is by far the best xmas song ever...RIP Jam Master Jay..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBEue3L4LE

Lacey's inappropriate comment of the day


So last night Curt kept getting bugged by some hood rat chick that annoys him...after the 39932848 th text message..it went down like this

Curtis: “I wish she’d just leave me alone”

Rick to Curtis: “You need to just tell her to back off and take the hint that you don’t want to hang out with her.”

Rick to Lacey: “I had to say that a lot when you and I first started going out”

Lacey: “Yeah, until you finally worked up the nerve to tell your mom to stop calling.”

Charlie Brown's Kwanzaa- YouTube clip of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cbWHNmBZw&feature=related

Business is slow...DADDY.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

NEW POSTING - Lacey's Mensa Moment




When asked to name 2 people in the band Led Zeppelin, something every American should know... here is the answer I was given, without thought, or hesitation.

"Ziggy Stardust and Frank the Tank"

And That...is our Mensa moment of the day...

Lacey's inappropriate comment of the day

"Youve said 6 words to me all day, and 4 of them were "make me ham doobie" - 630 pm
---When I was busy texting on the cell phone, and Lacey was making me a piece of ham rolled up with mayo...

Douche of the day - Casey Aldridge

But wait a second...is he??? This kid is responsible for knocking the sister of Britney up. Now google has no reliable images of him, so I cant post a picture. The question here becomes, is he a moron for knocking her up? I mean after all, she's 16. 16!!!!!!!!!!!! Get offf your back Ellie Mae, or whatever your name is. I say this kid might be on to something. KFed is making out like a king since Britney lost her marbles, and she's worth gazillions. Perhaps Casey is out to do the same? Only time will tell, but my money is on the younger chick becoming damaged in no time as well..

Another 30th bday...the douche in the wrestling mask

Tip a pint to the unique Bicque at the PH at 7 pm...just dont pay for his, you wont get your money back!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

YouTube link of the day - Sesame Street

This...is priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93Kvl3YMWQ

Special quote of the weekend - Caileigh

On Sunday - I came home from golfing and parts of the crew were playing GH3..A great quote came from all this.

"Guys should have to wipe to, so they dont have piss drips on their pants"
---this was when Caileigh asked for some TP to use the bathroom, and I gave her crap. Totally a cool quote.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Douche of the day - IBM


Too busy to blog or talk about anything tangible today...More to come later or tomorrow!

Lacey's inappropriate comment(s) of the weekend

Sat - "Look at you, doing tequila shots, getting hit on, what do you think you are, 19?"
---in response to my night at the Lincoln Inn
Sun -"Crouching Minute Rice, Hidden Ramen"
---talking about what was found in our pantry

There are a few more that are JUST TOO inappropriate to publish!!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Working for the weekend....songs to rock out to

If these songs dont get you pumped for the weekend...then you need your head checked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zodwJxlBAhU- Schwartz this is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjBihUINIU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2za92DQOCw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKyLgRzOTsY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0
and last but not least...some Rage..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJzXLL4890&feature=related

ENJOY!!!

Red vs. Green - Sunday 630 PM- Cairns (PREVIEW)

SO the IBM season is winding down. A few more weeks till the only 2 important games of the season, playoffs. Since we (Red) are pretty much a clinch for 1st place in league play, the goal is to just keep on playing our game, stay healthy, avoid penalties, (hopefully that punk kid or Rosato dot show up) and win by 5 or more goals like every other week. We need Francis to get healthy too, as well be leaning on him to make some key saves for us.

Some people have too much time.

http://www.pongalong.com/Beerblog/index.php/the-33-best-beer-pong-tables-ever-created/

I vote for the hockey table obviously, and the PBR table that DRek and Schwartz created was awesome..but I think we should put one together for special occasions. Maybe a Snail Pail table??? or something with a Sox or Leafs logo...any ideas?

SPECIAL Quote of the day - Pat is coming out!

"I know you arent going to believe me, but I can meet you at the LI today after work."
-Pat, who usually has 393848 reasons to bail on invites, ranging from tree shopping instead of 10 pm hockey, to cleaning bathrooms instead of golf, can meet us for beers after work! Well done soldier, first beer is on me!

Douche of the day - Gay Rod

The douche of the day no doubt goes to "Gay Rod". I mean look at the pink uniform. That stupid purse and hamburger helper glove no doubt led the Evil Empire to be sensitive to the Gay One's needs and pay him a paltry 275 MILLION dollars over the next 10 years. Apparently 252 for ten years was such a kick in the dick that he had to opt out of that contract. He has kids to feed right? I dont know HOW anyone can survived on 27.5 million a year but not 25.2 I wonder if IBM can give me a deal like this if I show up dressed like this. Here to the Yankee fans, congratulations, you just paid MORE for the biggest cancer in baseball not on a steroid list, or named Bonds. In the words of Meat.....Wotta DOUCHE

Wow...long sentence when you really look at it


Neil gets the credit for this one.

Its Friday

Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Or Labatt Blue?

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Its Thursday...and that means I can be found here after work

Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day

I have 2...She's on fire today.

"and speaking of the blog, why do you have a picture of that fucking pidgeon on there for? real scary....whats it going to do, shit on someones shoulder or coo really loud in their ear?? SCARY" -2:15 pm
- in reference to the picture of the BFA Bobwhite in a previous post.
AND
"baby look at the toilet. it looks like it has chocolate freckles" - 720 am
-This was after I took a big old deuce in it and flushed a few times...what would you expect after 5 PBR tall boys??


El Guapo did roids?? Get the hell outta here!

For those who care...Sen Mitchell's report came out today about who did steroids, and all that crap. Anyhow, looking at the list, not only does he name 2 dead guys (Darryl Kile,Ken Caminiti), several Red Sox legends, Vartiek, Nomahh , Dante Bichette(hee hee), and Nixon, as well as Rocket Clemens, but Rich Garces...Rich Fucking Garces! He of the 5 ft 8 275 lb frame... Does this mean there are steroids in Big Macs? If so, hell ill be in line for them in a hot minute, I have a big game against Green this weekend...
Theres NO way this tub of lard did roids!!! Here is Sen. Mitchell list.

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone(now I know how he hit the dinger off of Wake in the '03 ALCS!), Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti,(DEAD!) Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, JeremyGiambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., DarrenHolmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile(DEAD!), Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts,Juan Rincon, John Rocker(go figure!) Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood

Look out Vermont!

BFA-St. Albans 6, Rutland 0: At St. Albans, Chris Gratton recorded two goals and two assists, and Colt Smelstor tallied a pair of goals as BFA-St. Albans shut out Rutland.

Evan Collins and Andy Langevin added goals as the Bobwhites broke open the 1-0 game with three goals in the second period.

Rob Lussier had a 27-save shutout for BFA (3-0). Ian Veilleux made 19 saves and Andrew Boyle stopped 12 more for Rutland (3-1-1).

I thought Rutland was supposed to be good?? Since they tied Essex..this means we should kick Essex's ass too right???

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

BFA v. Rutland


GO BOBWHITES...Essex Sucks as always.

Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day

"You were a Pepperoni stick that everyone got a nibble off." - 430 pm yesterday, after talking about when I first became single....

Douche of the Day - John LeClair



Yeah - Im Guilty of my 2nd DUI. This caps off a superb 2007 for St. Albans' finest. Released from Pittsburgh, ending a borderline HOF career in the NHL, then busted for bombing down I89 in Milton (I speed thru Milton too, dont need to be seen there!) Congrats on your retirement, looks like you have started it off well.

Meat comes thru again!! - Great clip!


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/58050/

I think this is Drek in a few years...I can totally see this happening. Maybe he can do this from the bench at Lake Placid this year.

Initial thoughts on GH3

Now I have only played a few songs on the new GH game...however the songs are better, they tell you which year they were popular, and the songs are originals, not some fake band dubbing them. Also, there is a feature where if you want to move to the next level..you have to square off against Tom Morello - RATM guitar player. I like this feature alot. SO, after an hour of work, I beat him, and got to finally play Bulls on Parade, but im still a 3 button loser...anyhow, I give the game 5 Rockets...on a scale of 1-5..

YouTube clip of the day....And the beat goes on!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx4GjIPTEvU&feature=related

Scuba likes trashy beer too!


Someone must be at the door trying to get after Scuba's beer...My guess is he is protecting the PBR....

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Ass kicker to finish the day...Rock out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV2xVvJddxY&feature=related

No words necessary..rock out

Top Ten list - All time greatest movies- with a good quote

Slap Shot - "That is a really DEEP CUT" - Morris
Pulp Fiction - "My name's Pit, and you ain't talking your way out of shit" - Jules Winfield
Full Metal Jacket - "Did your parents ever have any children that lived?" GySgt. Hartman
Caddy Shack - "Spaulding, get your foot off the boat" - Judge Smails
Old School - "Once it hits your lips, its so good" - Frank the Tank
Fast times at Ridgemont High - "No shirt, no shoes...NOO DICE!!" - Spacoli and the dudes
Big Lebowski - "You said it man, nobody, fucks with the Jesus" - Jesus Quintana
My Big Fat Greek Wedding - "What do you mean, you dont EAT NO MEAT?" - Aunt Voula
Major League - "Juuuust a bit outside he tried the corner and missed" - Harry Doyle
Casino - "Peek a boo you fucks you." - Nicky Santoro

YouTube clip of the day - Price is Right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdjqsSSa_A

this guy throws the chance to win a car...play Plinko, spin the wheel, fondle a Barker Beauty...all in the name of 420!!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day- Monday

"Go suck a dick, maybe you'll become a man by injection!" - 4:23 PM

Douche of the Day- Michael Vick























Congrats Mike - 23 months of outrunning Bubba, 142 million in lost wages, not to mention trying to find a job when you get out..Im sure that 40 credits you earned at Virginia Tech is marketable somewhere...Youve won my inagural Douche of the day....

BONUS Youtube clip of the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDsHp3K1ZBg

I had to post this...thanks to Meat for the link!

YouTube clip of the day - Cadbury Gorilla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo

If this doesnt make you laugh...then your not human.

IBM Red team kicks ass

9 Straight wins...first place by 3 games...crushed 2nd place team 7-1 last night...Cant be stopped...were the Patriots of the IBM league..

Lacey's inappropriate quote of the weekend

Regarding the waitress with PURPLE lip stick, PURPLE eye makeup, and PURPLE clothes...

"She looks like she just got done blowing Barney, CHRIST!" - 1230 pm Saturday...

Friday, December 7, 2007

YouTube clip of the day - O-Mazing Grace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHHQu4CIos

This guys either got balls of steel to "sing" like this, or is just plain stupid. Regardless, this is the funniest funeral clip ive ever seen.

Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day

"Happy Pearl Harbor Day Baby"! - 8:50 AM

Man finds condom in burger

Fair Haven, Vermont - December 7, 2007

A Fair Haven man has filed a lawsuit, claiming he found a used condom in his sandwich at Burger King.

24-year-old Van Miguel Hartless claims he bought a burger at the fast food restaurant in Rutland last summer.

Hartless is seeking unspecified damages against the New York company that owns the restaurant in Rutland.


Now this is why I like McDonald's better, but be sure from now on when I order my 2 $1.00 double cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke, Ill be looking for rubbers!!



Its Friday


And that means.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Whos the Hotter Canadian? You make the call!


























Barry Melrose?? or Elisha Cuthbert??

He's 30....buy him a PBR.

Hes 30 now, buy him a beer, he needs to train for Lake Placid.

Lake Placid tournament

I have to poll the squad on this one...hopefully you will read this and contribute!! After all you are my teammates. For LP the usual ritual is to grow dumb moustaches, and lose at least one game in dramatic fashion, whether its 13-0, or blowing a 3 goal lead a la Essex v. BFA in the 91 semis. Regardless, other then the golden razor award, we need to switch it up a bit. Im looking for suggestions as a team that we can do...mullets, mohawks, team dance after scoring a goal(Assuming we can score), something that sets us apart as a team. Also, it could help Benny Big Balls find a chick that speaks English and doesn't strip for a living. Please use this forum to say your piece here...

Great Idea - Drinking game

I give credit to Neil on this one. Get a group of people together, and watch the movie Casino. In case you dont know, the word Fuck is uttered a mere 439 times. Well the idea is this. Every time the F word is mentioned, someone drinks, this can be rotated among the group. This averages out to roughly 55 beers, or 22 or so an hour, so its impossible to do alone. Last one to puke wins!! My vote is for Billy!!!!

Funny youtube video of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghQsUKNgq0

This is Charlie Brown's take on Kwanzaa...this is not for the sensitive ear, but funnier then hell.

Top Ten list of the day - Rocket's all time favorite songs/albums

Rocket's top ten favorite songs of all time
  • Vietnow - Rage against the Machine - If this doesnt pump you up, your a chump!
  • Under Pressure - Queen and Bowie - the original, not the Vanilla Ice bullshit.
  • Protect ya Neck - Wu Tang Clan
  • Fireworks - T Hip
  • Wicker - Clutch
  • Am I Evil - Metallica
  • Whats Golden - Jurassic 5
  • Limelight - Rush
  • Hallowed be thy name - Iron Maiden
  • Unchained - Van Halen - nothing was better then Diamond Dave in the early 80s.
Honorable mentions
  • Ode to Wendel Clark - the Zambonis - Wendel is God.
  • Dont stop Believin - Journey - every list MUST include some Journey!!!
  • Shipping up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys - No explanation needed.

Now, for the best albums of all time - or at least ten you should own if your cool
  • Back in Black - AC/DC - if you dont like this album, dont ever talk to me again.
  • Doggystyle - Snoop Dogg - But for what?? We dont love them hoes!!!
  • Diver Down - Van Halen - First CD I ever bought...back in the day
  • Evil Empire - RATM - if you want to rock out, do it in F sharp!!!
  • Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers - Wu-Tang Clan
  • Road Apples - Tragically Hip - Canadian rock at its best.
  • Ten thousand fists - Disturbed
  • The Chronic - Dr. Dre - 1, 2, 3 and to the 4.....
  • The Who's greatest hits
  • Kill 'em All - Metallica - Mullet music!!!