Now there are too many to list them all, but needless to say Ms. Barber was on a couple rolls this weekend. Some examples include:
During the Red Sox/Jays game on Friday night,
"Canadian national anthem, what do they sing about, Tim Horton's?"
"They announce the friggen massage therapist? What's next, ladies and gentlemen, Urinal Cleaners 1 thru 5, Mike Schmidtnuts!"
"Great, Wakefield is pitching? He'll pitch 4 innings, and get his TITS lit up."
During Sunday's Pour House visit,
"Yeah, he gave Jessica Alpo herpes, then he gave her Chuck Wagon stew." This was when I mentioned the rumor that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes and mispronounced her name.
"You can scratch a diamond with that tooth!"
"You have a spider living up there, and this legs are dangling out!"I had visible nose hair yesterday.
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