Thursday, April 3, 2008

Great story from the West Virginia Surf report

My parents spend every winter in Florida, hanging with people their age and older. When I hear the stories, it sounds like something straight out of Del Boca Vista (phase III), on Seinfeld.

Anyway, one of the old guys reportedly got on an exercise kick this year, and was working out and running, and the whole nine yards. My Dad said one of the other men, a person whose only exertion is an occasional walk to the beer cooler, told the exerciser:

"You know what you're going to get for all this? Five more years in a nursing home, at $5000 per month."

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