Thursday, December 6, 2007

Lake Placid tournament

I have to poll the squad on this one...hopefully you will read this and contribute!! After all you are my teammates. For LP the usual ritual is to grow dumb moustaches, and lose at least one game in dramatic fashion, whether its 13-0, or blowing a 3 goal lead a la Essex v. BFA in the 91 semis. Regardless, other then the golden razor award, we need to switch it up a bit. Im looking for suggestions as a team that we can do...mullets, mohawks, team dance after scoring a goal(Assuming we can score), something that sets us apart as a team. Also, it could help Benny Big Balls find a chick that speaks English and doesn't strip for a living. Please use this forum to say your piece here...

2 comments:

Unknown said...

If we go with mullets here is a good sight to get some ideas and a few laughs www.ratemymullet.com

Unknown said...

Allow me to retort:

"or blowing a 3 goal lead a la Essex v. BFA in the 91 semis."

You had to go all the way back to '91? Weak. A better analogy would have been "or losing 5-1 ala BFA vs. Essex in the '05-06 championship game".

With regards to your slanderous remarks towards "dumb moustaches", I can only respond by quoting my brothers-in-arms at www.americanmustacheinstitute.org :

"The term ‘mustache’ implies not only is the wearer of said lip hair all man, but that the wearer grows only the upper lip hair and chooses to shave the hair on his chin and cheeks, whereas growth of all facial hair would constitute a beard as worn primarily by college professors, aging beatniks and men who wander around downtown with whom you don’t want to make eye-contact."

Go Hornets!