Ten People on TV I want to stab in the eye!

Here is a list ive done a lot of thinking about. There are so many people on TV that either really know what their doing and are bad at it, or are just plain annoying. I have come up with a list of ten people on TV that I regularly see, that if given the chance, would snap my 6 iron and stab them with the sharp ends in both eyes. If anyone can come up with other people to add, please feel free. This can be therapeutic by venting on the folks we must watch but would rather not.

1) Dick Vitale - As far as sportscasters go, this guy nudges the legendary Mel Kiper Jr. out as most annoying. PTP'ers, Awesome with a capital A, diaper dandy, Duke is all class, etc etc, this big mouth torments us all each March. Bob Knight in the booth has been awesome, much better then his horse throated nitwit.
2) Tom Messner - Why smile all the time? It could be -15 with a 3 ft storm coming yet this little ass clown smiles about it. His ego is so big his little green screen is called the super 5000 doppler radar. The fuck? I think if one of his teeth were missing he'd be easier to watch.
3) Tom Bergeron - This jerk hosts American Funny Videos. Why does this show need a host? Its videos, play them and leave it alone. Only good part of this show is he always has some teenage talent with a big rack in the front row.
4) Rachel Ray - Too much! I cant watch anything without her on it. I know, she can cook, but she's loud and arrogant, kinda like me. Ill take me some Giada anyday. YUMMO!
5) Billy Mays - This hack is always on infomercials and during late night selling crap like OxyClean, and junk like that. He reminds me of Bluto on the old Popeye shows. Get a real job Billy..and since when are 50 year old men named Billy? Why not Bill or William?
6) JJ Cioffi - For 20 yearth thith guy has thlurred the thporth on thee b s newth. He cant read a teleprompter for shit, and is obviously a lousy Yankee fan. Not to mention I had to golf with him a couple years ago..BRUTAL!
7) Flavor Flav - This will come to a surprise to many of you. I grew up on Public Enemy, however this cat is 50 years old, still yelling his name 400 times a day, and dressing like a fool. Not to mention, he has failed at scoring the right chick 3 times now. Time to move on Foofie Foofie.
8) Chef Tony - Apparently this "chef" has a set of miracle blades that he hawks on TV. Ill tell you this, I wouldnt eat a thing this guy made, he looks like he got his name as a prison cook. However, he's won awards for best pitchman in America. I thought the best Pitch man won the Cy Young award?
9) Dr. Phil - I know I know, he helps people. But my gosh this guy goes too far, telling people to "read my book" and go to "my 4909 reasons" to get your life in order. Something tells me that if we dug deep into his past, he was either a child molester, meth addict, polygamist, klan member, or something.
10) Tim McCarver - Fox sports would do America a favor by firing this dimwit. Not only a lover of A-Rod and Jeter, the mouth gets the details of the game wrong constantly. For instance last year in the playoffs he called Josh Becketts changeup a screwball. However, Beckett does not throw a changeup! McCarver is becoming more senile by the inning, and his lecturing tends to make the average fan feel like they have never watched baseball before.