Monday, April 28, 2008
4 days till Wayne!!!
Look out La Quinta Inn, the following 11 fools will be invading your territory this weekend. Will Benny repeat? Will Rassel be the first 2 time winner? Is there someone on this club willing to step up and get their name on the razor? Anyone willing to make some bets on who comes through this trip??
Rick Fadden - naked man in the hallway
Bradley Brouillette - playing for the 5'er
Jon Spaulding - the freight train
Jeff Schwartz - have you seen his spin-o-rama
John Callan - he STILL loves party girls
Pat Callan - bring back the fro!
Ben Barron - Reigning razor winner
Rick Rassel - has your face healed yet?
Jay Kuntz - always beware of the quiet ones
Steve Palmer - your fearless captain
Derrick Hennebicque - goalie extraordinaire
Chicks are better drivers then dudes
In the last week Danica Patrick won an Indy race, and yesterday Ashley Force beat her DAD in a top fuel funny car event. What's next, a women president?
Anyway, who's hotter..Ashley or Danica?
Anyway, who's hotter..Ashley or Danica?
Friday, April 25, 2008
Interesting quotes from the last 24 hours
"My father lived for 25 years with only his two front teeth and he ate corn on the cob!" - Mary Brooks, last evening at poker when we were talking about this toothless dolt that used to play free poker.
"I farted no less then 5 minutes ago and I can still smell it around my desk :( " - Lacey, 840 am today.
"I farted no less then 5 minutes ago and I can still smell it around my desk :( " - Lacey, 840 am today.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Lacey's inappropriate comments of the day
"This kid is gonna get his tits lit up." - referring to David Pauley, who started for Josh Beckett - 7:02 pm
"Here we go, let the tit lighting begin!" - After Pauley gave up his first hit, 7:25 pm
"Here we go, let the tit lighting begin!" - After Pauley gave up his first hit, 7:25 pm
NHL Hockey Pool Standings
After Round 1 of the NHL playoffs, here is the standings so far for the fuck all pool of the year. Its great to see Fat and Brouillette at the bottom, that seems right to me!! Now, with Ovechkin and Iginla eliminated, I see Obie falling back to the pack after the Seabiscuit like first round..
Obie 26
Griz 19
Wolf 18
Rocket 17
Jeb 16
TR 15
Fat 13
Brou 12
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Boys - Jerk off!! You won't get prostate cancer!
From Yahoo News!
Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.
Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.
The prostate produces a fluid that is incorporated into ejaculation, which activates sperm and prevents them from sticking together. Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens like 3-methylchloranthrene can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent ejaculation encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out." (The Advocate)
If you'd like to know more, you can find stories related to Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer.
Now as someone who has had the 2 finger violation on them, I am going to say this isn't the worst idea! At least until im 50 and they will go up there and treat me like camp meat at the doctor's office anyway.
Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.
Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.
The prostate produces a fluid that is incorporated into ejaculation, which activates sperm and prevents them from sticking together. Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens like 3-methylchloranthrene can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent ejaculation encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out." (The Advocate)
If you'd like to know more, you can find stories related to Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer.
Now as someone who has had the 2 finger violation on them, I am going to say this isn't the worst idea! At least until im 50 and they will go up there and treat me like camp meat at the doctor's office anyway.
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