Thursday, January 31, 2008

1 day till LP Rock the fuck out!

Hows this for a team motto? "No matter how hard you try you cant stop us now!!"



- ANGUS!!!

BENWAH is READY TOO!

#17 posted this on my facebook this morning! I declare him and his chick ready!


"I'm probably going to head over there around 2 or 3.... I have to work Thursday night so I will be getting out of work at 7am and sleeping until 1 or so. My girlfriend is making massive amounts of Jello shots for the weekend which we should have before we go out on Friday night."

Its not Mother..but it will pump you up.

For Steve and Pat..

The Rocket is Ready for LP!



I declare myself fully prepared to win a banner this weekend! My game face is ON!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Special Post...Who will win the Golden Razor??

Please vote!!

Curt - Last year's LP champion, can he defend the title???
Bomber - Odds are against him as he is a pussy and will not be with us Saturday.
Rick Rassel - Former co champion, always a contender if the wife leaves him be.
Rocket - Always a contender, lets hope I dont do something stupid, or get too drunk.
Benny Big Balls - A sleeper favorite in my eyes, quiet yet very active!
Benwah - I like the potential here, youngest guy on squad, and his chick puts em back.
Brouillette - Something tells me he'll be like he's been for 20 ish years, in the spotlight, but not quite enough to win a razor.
Spaulding - Same as Brouillette, I guess I have to carry the FCC off the ice as well.
Drek - Goalies could always win this, they are goalies after all. The yelling and stuff might be a sleeper favorite as well.
Johnson - Depends on if his heckling buddies come up again. I like the chances here also.
Rob Rassel - no chance, wife will kick his ass.
Callan - Same thing, but fiancee. Too bad Billy wasnt coming, it would be a sweep.
Palmer - Team captain, has to keep the teaam in line, too disciplined, which is a good thing, we need a team dad!
Kuntz - Maybe we can get him tanked and see what he's really like!!!
Schwartz - Likes to hang in the background, good pace, will be with us to the end, soaking it in.
T Lee - Awful quiet, but he does like party girls.
Matty BLives too far from the Bars, but should be an interesting addition this year. Well see!!

Douche of the day - Ian Poulter - go figure, an Englishman


From ESPN.com
"Don't get me wrong, I really respect every professional golfer, but I know I haven't played to my full potential and when that happens, it will be just me and Tiger."

First of all, Poulter is a hell of a golfer, but anyone who dresses like this is clearly not thinking straight. Now to say he and Tiger are the 2 best players in the world, gimme a break. What has this guy won, the Boddington Ale English Pro-Am? I think Mr's Mickelson, Els, Scott, Goosen, Harrington and Garcia all ought to sit this bloke down and take his nip away. Wotta douche!

Who will have the best moustache?






Here are some of the great moustaches in sports history...can we recreate greatness?