Poker night! Can I keep the streak going?

After last week's second place finish, its time to get on a roll. Since its day 5 of the no booze experiment, I should be sharp mentally (yeah right)! Should be fun hearing the great Mary call her husband things like dickweed, fuckhead and fuckin prick as usual!!!

Its my Friday, Rock out!!! new and old stuff!

Hal Gill is a Penguin - 2nd and 5th round pick.

So long, Standing Still Hal Gill!!! Maybe in Pittsburgh youll reverse this image.

Wade Belak's a Panther! Stop the Press!

in the NHL blockbuster trade of the day, the TML traded the enforcer known as Wade Belak to the Florida Panthers for a 2009 5th round draft pick (aka, Nobody!) Here is Belak kicking another traded goon Cam Janssen's ass

The Gayest thing you will ever see!

Jenny, I have NO idea how, or why you sent me this, but its blog worthy. Just goes to show that the Rangers have always been...well...you be the judge.

Mardi Gras recap....I had Mel Gibson BEAT!

I guess its not right to put a drunk picture of Mel Gibson up there, but I was wasted by the end of the night. Clutch was AWESOME, hanging with the crowd at Ri Ra was fun, so a great celebration was had.

The Downholers...Superstar leaves, shit hits the fan!

Funny Craigslist ad!!! Courtesy of Meatdrawer and

The West Virginia Surf Report - another degenerate like me who blogs.

http://www.thewvsr.com/blocks.htm

Its back - Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day

"Like when Brouillette doesn't have his shirt on and rubs his nipples against your back?"

This was in response to me saying its not pretty whenever guys have no shirt on.

The REAL AMERICAN IDOL!

From www.barstoolsports.com

HAMILTON - A Hamilton man's 19th drunken driving conviction earned him eight years in prison and a lecture about his 30-year record, which ranks him among Ohio's six worst drunken drivers. He's among four Ohio drivers with 19 drunken-driving convictions; two others are tied for the state record of 20 convictions. Powers also imposed a lifetime driving suspension. But Wolf has disregarded suspensions since at least 1984. Butler County Prosecutor Robin Piper said Wolf's eight-year prison term is proof: "This guy is the example that shows everyone that drinking too much and getting in a car can land you in prison for eight years. That ought to be long enough to sober you up." Piper said he understands alcoholism is a disease. But, he said: "No disease makes you get in a car and drive. If you want to get plastered, stay home and get plastered on the front porch instead of climbing into a car and risking the lives of innocent people. Stay at home with your 12-pack."

I’m pretty sure a guy with 19 DUI’s doesn’t get drunk off a 12 pack, but that’s neither here nor there. The real question is what is this guy going to do when he gets out of jail in 8 years. Does he go for the record? You have to right? I mean it’s not everyday you get that close to a State title. Poor guy is only one DUI away. It would be like Cal Ripken getting hurt in the game before he broke the consecutive game streak. Just a total waste to get this close and not break the record. People don’t remember the 2nd place DUI guy. This is why you lift all them weights.

PS – I’m not sure how this proves you can’t drink and drive without consequences in Ohio. They guy was driving without a license since 1984 and still managed to rack up 19 DUI’s. Impressive to say the least. Way to send a message to the kids!

In case I dont blog on Friday! CLUTCH ROCK OUT

Since the Clutch show is tomorrow night, here is a collage of some of their best live and studio stuff...Rock Out!

Famous #35 of the day - Tom Barrasso

The youngest US goaltender to ever play in the NHL, Barrasso was a fierce competitor who won the Vezina and Calder trophies both in his rookie year, when he jumped straight from high school to the NHL, unheard of these days. Amongst his further achievements were 2 Stanley Cups with Super Mario and Penguins, a silver medal in the 02 Olympics, and over 300 wins. A very worthy # 35

2 days till Clutch!!!

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance!

Famous #35 of the day - Earl Campbell

"The Tyler Rose" Earl Campbell won the 77 Heisman, the 78 ROY and the 78,79 and 1980 MVP, and just crushed people. He only wore # 35 for one year with the Saints, however this Hall of Famer deserves mention as a famous 35! Check this out.

A good point was brought up!

How the hell did BFA win last night when Pat was reffing??? I thought it was a dead deal that we would lose with this hack calling the shots!

3 days till Clutch!!!

Essex Loses! BFA Wins...

AWWW..im so heartbroken that BFA gets to beat on leper South Burlington for their 6th girls title. But fuck it, well beat anyone they send our way!!!

BFA v. Stowe (girls) winner v. Essux v. SB

Once again, hockey playoffs are here, and since the BFA boys team went tits up this year, its time to root for the hockey hoes....Looks like BFA v. Essex for the title again..and to that I say...

Best Baseball Prank Ever - traded to Japan for Kobayashi

This was so funny!!! My favorite prank of all time as of now!

Famous #35 of the day - Phil Niekro

With all due respect to Tim Wakefield, Charlie Hough, and Tom "Cotton" Candiotti, Phil Niekro is the winningest knuckleballer of all time. He and his cheating brother Joe combined for 539 wins. Phil retired with 318 wins, 121 of them coming after he was 40 years old! Now that is a worthy # 35!

4 days till Clutch!!!!

Famous #35 of the day - Vesa Toskala

I know...laugh away, but he's all we got until Justin Pogge is ready! At least someone cares enough about the Leafs to put something together on this sieve. GO LEAFS GO!

5 Days till Clutch!

First we get some SURGERY!

Spring Training - and that means we will soon hear

Monday - Rap Out

Famous # 35 of the day - Reggie Lewis

The late Reggie Lewis is my first famous #35. Obviously being a Celtic fan these are going to be relatively biased, however this guy is worthy of many lists. Lewis' life was cut short due to heart complications during practice in 1993. I remember this like it was yesterday. We had Len Bias OD death in 1986, the same year that the C's last won an NBA title. Lewis death was another step in the wrong direction for the most famous franchise in NBA history. Only this season are the C's major contenders for the title again.

6 days till CLUTCH!

All week I will be showcasing Clutch videos and famous # 35's. As my fat ass will be 35 on Sunday.

WOOOOOO. SHIT DUDE ITS THE 5 HUNNERT!

NASCAR season begins!!!

Its Friday - Rock out!

Lake Placid Confessional- The Naked Man

Well folks - While we were in Lake Placid, there was talk of a naked man roaming the halls on Friday night. I was not part of this discussion among the teammates, however, I have a confession to make. It was me. NO I wasnt completely naked, I was wearing my underwear. So there is the story as I just explained in an email to the Snail Pail.

"While our 2008 razor winner was taking his 4th deuce of the night, at about 315 am, I needed a place to relieve myself. After all, I had consumed 2 Chaser Plus, 40 jello shots, several PBR's over the course of the evening, so I was not thinking "clearly". Anyhow, I was down to my boxers, Brouillette style, and figured what the hell, Ill go downstairs to the restroom and pee. So for some reason in my clouded judgment I forgot where I was going, and was on the wrong floor, and REALLY had to pee. There was a trash can located near the elevator, and noone was around so...I went. Meanwhile a few cougars come out of the stairwell and see me finishing up. So i'm guessing this was the story of the "naked man". Why did I not admit to this? Simply put, I didn't want to admit being bare ass in a hallway for one and two, as nice as that razor is, Ive won it before, I like to be a team player and let someone else take the spotlight once in a while! Regardless, BBBB deserved that razor, he's worked hard for this prestigious award."

I told you I had my game face on over there!

THE WORST YOUTUBE EVER!

Thanks Neil!!! "He may be an awesome god, but his taste in music sucks."

Now im off to get exercised!

Lacey's been to the doctor twice this week!!!

And this means...

Awesome demotivational poster

Zednik is one lucky bastard..but he isnt the worst ever!

This isnt for those with weak stomachs...

Zednik


Malarchuk - YIKES!!!!

Meetings Suck!!

2 hours of meetings a day to talk about shit we did months ago! Hooray!

Monday Rap time - new and old skool

BUSTA!!

Poker night...time to get off the schnide

Well, ill only get to play game 2, so I save some money there but the real question is, will I get some fucking cards? Last few times ive played ive been dealt garbage and had to try to make moves when I was weak. If not, ill be whining like the great man above...

Lacey's Mensa moment of the week

When watching Letterman last night, the now famous Eli Manning was on. With a noticeable southern accent, I asked Lacey if she could guess which school that Mr. Super Bowl MVP matriculated (huge word for the Rocket). Her answer is priceless.

"Castleton State?"

Its my Friday...Rock out

Should the Snails go to Wayne NJ?

Reasons to go...

1) We need to exact revenge from our bitter defeat this past weekend.
2) There is a dancing establishment in town, Lace club or something, ask Pat, he found it.
3) We can have a boys weekend away. Plus we can field a full team, including Phaneuf and Sundin from last year.
4) First weekend of May, sports is booming, Kentucky Derby, NHL playoffs, MLB in full swing.
5) 15 mins from NYC...for you Yankee lovers.

Reasons not to go..

1) Golf season, thats it.

BREAKING NEWS! Bob Fucking Knight fucking quit!!!

Snail Pail 2008 Lineup

Here is the lineup of the 08 Snail Pail. Real intimidating group!! Listen carefully, some of the background noise is hilarious! Especially during Jay and Pat's introduction, you hear a peanut gallery in the background, mostly Brouillette (Whats new?) Enjoy!

Lake Placid 08 - A look back, and what is next for the Pail?

Boys - hell of a weekend. Yeah we had a few week moments and should have brought home the hardware, but its better then a weekend home doing housechores, or working, or better yet, anything but playing hockey and hanging with the crew! To me, here are some of the highlights.

Benny Big Balls scaring away several women with his "moves". Too bad forechecking forwards were not as scared.
Jello Shots - Benoit's girl April made 264 of them, most of which ended on Spaulding and Brouillette's floor when we ran out of beer on Saturday night.
Moustaches - The Whiskey Stix made a point to acknowledge our yearly hideous look. Too bad they were as astute on the ice.
Games - 3 wars, one blowout. We will definitely get those bastards next year. Look out Iceholes!!


This brings me to ask the question, will there be a second tournament for us this year? I heard last evening some discussion about a New Jersey trip, that replaces the Cromwell tournament. Is this a possibility?? Or perhaps there might be some interest in the Wake Forest tourney in September...What is the consensus here?

Congrats to Benny Big Balls

Well done roomie! Yet another unsuccessful attempt at scoring women with your moves and sweet talk, however you stand out amongst the group this year. Covet this trophy!!

Bad joke of the day - I made it up

"What do the New England Patriots and the Snail Pail have in common?


-They both came in second yesterday...BOOOOOOOOOO