Thursday, January 31, 2008
1 day till LP Rock the fuck out!
- ANGUS!!!
BENWAH is READY TOO!
"I'm probably going to head over there around 2 or 3.... I have to work Thursday night so I will be getting out of work at 7am and sleeping until 1 or so. My girlfriend is making massive amounts of Jello shots for the weekend which we should have before we go out on Friday night."
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Special Post...Who will win the Golden Razor??
Curt - Last year's LP champion, can he defend the title???
Bomber - Odds are against him as he is a pussy and will not be with us Saturday.
Rick Rassel - Former co champion, always a contender if the wife leaves him be.
Rocket - Always a contender, lets hope I dont do something stupid, or get too drunk.
Benny Big Balls - A sleeper favorite in my eyes, quiet yet very active!
Benwah - I like the potential here, youngest guy on squad, and his chick puts em back.
Brouillette - Something tells me he'll be like he's been for 20 ish years, in the spotlight, but not quite enough to win a razor.
Spaulding - Same as Brouillette, I guess I have to carry the FCC off the ice as well.
Drek - Goalies could always win this, they are goalies after all. The yelling and stuff might be a sleeper favorite as well.
Johnson - Depends on if his heckling buddies come up again. I like the chances here also.
Rob Rassel - no chance, wife will kick his ass.
Callan - Same thing, but fiancee. Too bad Billy wasnt coming, it would be a sweep.
Palmer - Team captain, has to keep the teaam in line, too disciplined, which is a good thing, we need a team dad!
Kuntz - Maybe we can get him tanked and see what he's really like!!!
Schwartz - Likes to hang in the background, good pace, will be with us to the end, soaking it in.
T Lee - Awful quiet, but he does like party girls.
Matty BLives too far from the Bars, but should be an interesting addition this year. Well see!!
Douche of the day - Ian Poulter - go figure, an Englishman
From ESPN.com
"Don't get me wrong, I really respect every professional golfer, but I know I haven't played to my full potential and when that happens, it will be just me and Tiger."
First of all, Poulter is a hell of a golfer, but anyone who dresses like this is clearly not thinking straight. Now to say he and Tiger are the 2 best players in the world, gimme a break. What has this guy won, the Boddington Ale English Pro-Am? I think Mr's Mickelson, Els, Scott, Goosen, Harrington and Garcia all ought to sit this bloke down and take his nip away. Wotta douche!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
3 days till LP - Do you believe in Miracles?
One of the single greatest American sports moments folks. I know for me, this is why I play hockey, and part of why I wear #21..Good stuff!
What a bitch! Tina C leaves Boston.
BOSTON – NESN, New England’s most watched sports network, announced today that Tina Cervasio will leave the network when her contact expires at the end of March. “Tina expressed to us a need to be closer to her family and travel less,” said Joel Feld, NESN vice president of programming and executive producer. “We are appreciative of everything she has done for NESN and wish her the very best.”
Something tells me she'll be blowing Johnny Damon when shes working for the Yankees this season, or better yet, wiping the bugs off of Joba's dirty body. As of right now she is the front runner for Bitch of the year.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Lacey's RUDE comments of the day!
RED TEAM 2008 IBM CHAMPS
Well I finally got a mug. After 5 years of getting thrown out of games, scoring some goals, having fights, throwing milk crates, my teammates helped me get a mug. Great goaltending, BACKCHECKING, kicking ass in their end, all things we hadnt done all year, helped us win. Hopefully this carries over to LP.
Friday, January 25, 2008
7 Days till LP - images of years passed
Lacey's semi inappropriate comment of the other day
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Youtube video of the day - Worst sportscaster ever
Holy shit I laughed hysterically when I saw this. This kid looks like he's about to wet himself. I bet he would be a great candidate for the next Beauty and the Geek season. Who the hell says "Boom goes the Dynamite" anyway?
This week's sign im not a real man- Im into tennis!
Maria Sharapova?
Ana Ivanovic?
I stayed up till almost 2 am watching the Australian Open semifinals. Most real men are not huge tennis fans, and neither am I per se, however this was women's tennis. First I watched Ivanovic defeat Hantuchova, she was down 6-0, 3-0 and came back. Then I watched a few mins of the supermodel tennis star Maria Sharapova but I dozed off. Anyhow, who you got in the final?
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Lacey's inappropriate comment of the day
Good riddance Asshole
John Ferguson Jr.
John Ferguson Jr.
TSN.ca Staff
1/22/2008 11:35:45 AM
The Toronto Maple Leafs have fired general manager John Ferguson Jr. The team informed Ferguson of his fate earlier this morning. Cliff Fletcher has been made the club's interim general manager.
When contacted by TSN, Ferguson said he would not be commenting at this time but when asked if he was offered, or considered, the option of staying on in a different capacity, he bluntly said, "no."
"After full consideration of the Leafs' situation, it has become clear that change and a new direction is needed," said Richard Peddie, president and CEO of Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment Ltd in a release. "The decision has been made that John will not be receiving a new contract at the end of this year, and it's in the best interests of the Leafs and of John to begin the transition immediately."
"John has been given the opportunity and the resources he requested to deliver results from the strategic plans that he put in place when he was named general manager in 2003, and while the new collective bargaining agreement required some re-shaping of those plans, the results have fallen short of what our organization, including John, and our fans expect."
Related Info
* Power Rankings: Leafs #24
Cliff Fletcher had been linked to much of the speculation regarding the team. The Leafs contacted a number of hockey management types last week to gauge their interest in the job and asked Fletcher if he was interested in taking over for the rest of the 2007-08 campaign.
The fate of head coach Paul Maurice is unknown at this time, however Maurice left the ice at one point during the team's morning practice. He re-emerged from the dressing room with MLSE President and CEO Richard Peddie.
The Maple Leafs sit in 14th place in the Eastern Conference with a 19-22-5-3 record. They have missed the playoffs for the last two seasons.
Fletcher, a Montreal native and Hockey Hall of Famer, was GM of the Leafs from 1991 to 1997. His NHL career spans more than 50 years, starting as GM of the Verdun Blues in 1956. Verdun was a junior team operated by the Montreal Canadiens and Fletcher ran the club for 10 years with Sam Pollack never very far away.
Ten years later, the Habs hired him as a scout.
When St. Louis joined the NHL, Fletcher was hired by the Blues to head up the scouting department and later became their assistant general manager.
He got his first GM job with the Atlanta Flames in 1972. He was general manager of the Calgary Flames from 1980-1991. In that time, the Flames won two President's Trophy's and a Stanley Cup.
In 1991, he joined the Toronto Maple Leafs as president, GM and COO. He stayed with Toronto through 1997, after helping to turn the team into a contender again.
He joined the Tampa Bay Lightning in 1999 as a senior advisor, before taking over as GM of the Phoenix Coyotes in 2001.
Fletcher was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame as a builder in 2004.
Its about fucking time! Ever since Quinner was relieved of his GM duties in 2003 the Leafs have wallowed in mediocrity. Giving McCabe, Tucker, and Kaberle big deals have proven to be a waste of money for the most part. Trading Tuukka Rask for Raycroft, was idiotic, and the signings of Jason Allison, Jason Blake, contracts to the Euro trash Ponikarovsky and Antropov are just part of the reason the Leafs are cupless since 1967. So, lets bring the old relic Cliff Fletcher in until we can convince Neil Smith, Steve Tambellini, or perhaps a Leaf at heart like a Wendel Clark or Doug Gilmour to come in and work their magic and try to restore some pride to this storied franchise. Regardless, toodles JFJ, to me you are the Dan Duquette of hockey. Good luck scouting peewees in Swift Current.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Lacey's Mensa moment of the week
Stole this from Barstool Sports
HOLY MACKINAW!!!! Leafs win a Shootout
Scuba Steve's Playoff Picks
Ok..This is championship week and we have 2 great matchups that will determine the players in Super Bowl 42 (sorry, im a cat, I dont do well with Roman Numerals). Since last week I went .500 by picking the Seahawks and the Colts, I need to bury my poop in the litter and get it together. Here are this week's picks.
San Diego at New England (-14) - Rivers is hurt, LT is kinda hurt, Gates is still hurt. No way can their offense keep up with Brady, Moss, etc etc..and I dont think that the Moss story is a distraction. Patriots 38-17.
New York Football Giants at Green Bay (-7) - Poppa and I had a long talk about this, and there could be consequences on what im thinking here. Brett Favre is the sentimental favorite. Besides Brady, he is the NFL poster child. He has a ton of records, some decent weapons (Jennings, Grant) and the elements of the tundra of Lambeau Field. HOWEVER....the G men are 9-1 on the road this year, play in shit weather every week in the Meadowlands. If Eli shows up and doesnt throw ducks all day, could be very interesting. IN AN UPSET...GMEN 24-21
Thursday, January 17, 2008
A hockey story
To listen to the story check this page out..here is the transcript.
So our day begins at the golf course where I have been battling in
the Lindy Ruff all day. We call it quits and head into the club house
for some Bob Beers and some Kelly Buchburgers. After crushing
many drinks we decided to hit the local night club to check out
some Carl Dykhuis and some Joe Nieuwendykes. I noticed that I
was getting eyeballed by some Neil Sheehy and she had a bit of a
Doug Weight problem. A real Jamie McCOWan. I thought to myself
"I can't stoop this Patrick Marleau". She wanted to take off, and I
wasn't sticking around for the ugly lights to come on, so I paid the
Rick Tabaracci and we hopped in a Tomas Kaberle. I took her back
to my Phil Housley where things got a little hot and steamy. She
geared down and not to my surprise her Keri Taco was a bit Joe
Reekie and Jason Wooley. I decided she needed a Bill Barber,
pulled out my Donald Brashears and shaved her hair diaper down to
the Randy Wood. She then proceeded to trim my Harry Snepts and
the bush around my Pekka Rautakeileo. I then reacted quickly and
popped her Don Cherry but she was too Ken Dryden, so I flipped
her over grabbed my HakenLoob and threw it in her Curtis Brown
with no Tie Domi. After a few pumps she started to complain that
she was too Marty Mcsorley to go on. So I snapped and quickly
showed her to the Daryl Sydor and told her maybe I'll call her
Brendon Morrow. Needless to say she was Grant Fuhrious. The next
morning I had the worst Darren Puppa and I was Valeri Zelepukin
all day. And two weeks later I noticed a Travis Green drip oozing
from my Mike Babcock. So I booked an appointment with Dr. Randy
Gregg and got a Corey Schwab. But that isn't the end of the story!
A month later I woke up and saw Garth Snow outside. The weather
man said it was going to be a 30% chance of a Theo Fleury. My car
wouldn't start so I had to borrow my roommate's car. It's not as
Chris Osgoode as mine and it takes a Roberto Luongo time to start,
but I was stuck. When I went in his room to get the keys, there
was that same Rick Brodsky with my roommate! She was sucking on
his Mike Peca while Esa Tikannen his temperature with her finger. I
said "Buddy, don't do it! That Butch Goring has the fans clapping! I
think she picked it up in Paul Kariya!" But he wouldn't listen to
Marty Reasoner. Finally I said "keep up the Manny Legace", and ran
out.
Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day
In reference to the guy in the middle in the picture below.
Its Thursday and that means.....
Friggen Cheeseheads are Nuts!
PORTAGE, Wis. - Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him.
Mathew Kowald was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his son at their home in Pardeeville, Lt. Wayne Smith of the Columbia County Sheriff's Department said. Pardeeville is about 30 miles north of Madison.
The 36-year-old Kowald was arrested Monday after his wife told authorities about the incident. Kowald was taken to the county jail and held until Wednesday, when he pleaded no contest, paid a fine of $186 and was released.
Kowald's wife filed a restraining order Wednesday, so Kowald will not be able to have contact with his family, Smith said. Smith said other domestic issues have surfaced, though he wouldn't elaborate.
The boy refused to wear the jersey Saturday, when the Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks in a playoff game, Smith said. Smith said the incident sounded strange when reported at first, but the mother took pictures with her cell phone and that type of evidence is difficult to dispute.
Kowald, contacted later Wednesday by the Portage Daily Register, said the incident started as a joke. His son challenged him by saying he wouldn't root for the Packers. When he tied the boy up, the youngster was laughing while his wife took pictures, he said.
"Then he couldn't get out and he got upset and that's it. It lasted a minute," he said. "I didn't mean no harm, and he knows that, but I haven't been able to tell him that."
District Attorney Jane Kohlwey said there wasn't enough evidence to support felony charges.
"I wouldn't agree with what he did, but legally a parent can restrain a child," she said. "I have no proof of emotional damage. ... I have to follow the law.
Now I dont know how to react to this. I mean my dad never kicked my ass or taped me to chairs about the teams I rooted for, he used to just throw rocks at me for swearing or fighting. Lot of good that did too, I swear like a sailor still.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
A dime is worth 70 dollars at 36 Brickyard Road #31
Because I couldnt find the right fucking tool to free the flywheel on my garbage disposal, it cost me 70 bucks to have a plumber free my garbage disposal and remove the DIME that was stuck in there. For about 5 mins work this cat got 70 bucks! I guess im in the wrong business! Regardless above is the video of a song about dimes...
Douche of the day - Adam "Pacman" Jones
The rules are simple PacMan. Dont go to strip clubs, dont hit women, dont make it rain, dont shoot anyone, dont give your car to dope dealers. If you follow these oh so strict rules, you can come back to the NFL and make millions!!! BUT NO! You have to douche it up by hitting your divorce counselor at a strip club at 3 am when your under NFL suspension for doing the same shit! I must give you credit however, at least we know where to find you when your career is over and the "Where are they Now" people come calling. That is, assuming your TNT wrestling career doesnt pan out.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
This week's sign I might not be a Man's man.
Now im not gay, dont want to be gay, nor think Ive ever been gay. Having said this, there are times where Ive done stuff that would call into question my preferences. Like last week, I drank white wine with soda, not something a man's man would normally do. This week, I filed my fingernails. Thats right, I filed, buffed, sanded, and shined em. Cue up the Milwaukee's Best can you see on TV in the spot above.
BIG TIME NEWS - TINA C TO THE YANKEES!
Rumor has it that NESN Red Sox baseball babe Tina Cervasio is accepting a job with NYC Fox 5. Now apparently she is from Jersey, making her by default a Yankme lover. Her contract with NESN ended at the conclusion of the season, and has yet to be renewed. Hopefully this is all bullshit and she isn't just some Johnny Damon follower. Seems by reading the wire that there isnt much love for Tina C. So if this is true, now we all must wonder, who will replace her?
K Tap? - Currently with the Bruins, but an up and comer
Hazel Mae? - Does the studio and the rewind, needs to be in the stands more showcasing!
Kelly the ball girl from the early 2000's? - If I remember right, she went to Northeastern for a journalism degree, and has done some work for NESN in the past, not to mention RemDog has a hard on for her, as did Youk, Bellhorn and Graffanino in 04/05.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day
WHOA...Awesome website/blog
http://www.giadascleavage.com/
Cougar Anthems- Top ten of all time
Heart - Barracuda - actually any Heart makes a good Cougar song.
Journey - Dont Stop Believing
Whitesnake - Here I go again - Just watch the video of that song. Jeesh
Scorpions - Rock you like a Hurricane - Just reminds me of the fair and all the trash there.
Free - All Right now - Always makes it way to a wedding party/reunion, where cougars roam.
ACDC - You shook me all night long - Cougars like a good shaking!
Poison - Every Rose has its thorn - Yes it does!
Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard light
Eagles - Witchy Woman - Most Coogs are witchy women eh?
Eddie Money - Take me home tonight - Enough said.
Scuba's Results??? NOT SO GOOD!
Friday, January 11, 2008
Funny quote of the day - Kidder!!
Scuba Steve's Playoff Picks
Seattle @ Green Bay - Momma really likes that Favre guy, but I think he's out of miracles, as Seattle has a good defense and a balanced attack. Seahawks 24-17
Jacksonville @ New England - By far the most intriguing game of the weekend. Jacksonville's running attack is awesome and they make a lot of plays. I think if they can limit New England's passing game then this could be close, but night games in Foxboro, please. Hopefully Poppa gives me some catnip for this one. Pats 31-21.
San Diego @ Indianapolis - Wow, this is a crapshoot, both teams have all world players on both sides of the ball, Manning, LT, Bob Sanders, Merriman. The reigning Super Bowl champs eke one out late, on a Vinatieri field goal. Colts 31-28.
NYG @ Dallas - I hate TO. Poppa does too, and he has a 20 dollar bet with some Dangler guy. If Eli plays well like the last two weeks and the defense does their job, this will be my upset pick of the week. Gmen 34-20.
Rock out soldiers, its the weekend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdRd3k4CIAg
2 quotes already and its 730 am!!
"That's what happens when you date me, I make boys into men!" -Yeah right! This has something to do with the scruff im growing for LP, I said something stupid to the effect of looking like a man or something weak.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day
This was after watching the Arby's commercial where some smoking hot chick gets naked and goes in the water and he runs for some processed meat sandwich.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Scuba is the biggest loser!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Practice...we talking about practice man..Practice
THE official song of the Snail Pail
The Mad Bomber has lost it
Super Bowl 42 party is in the works
Monday, January 7, 2008
Lacey's inappropriate quote of the day
Friday, January 4, 2008
Lets rock out to the weekend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYXP19e5KM - FTW!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzBIe8Q6K6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj-dw6xx-BQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s3lmr09oVg - sort of Old school but good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN-_up5dSW0&feature=related - YOU NEED COOOLIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U88KuWxayLg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzh8j2qF-WY&feature=related - Dimebag!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VELvq-faGk
Its Friday- and that means
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFV9e5S11jo&feature=related
Future Hall of Famer retires!!!
Warren Sapp spent 13 seasons carving out an NFL career that no doubt will culminate with his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Thursday, it didn't take him long to summarize the quantum leap he made from elite defensive tackle to retirement. "I'm done," Sapp said he told Raiders owner Al Davis in a phone conversation.
Sapp, 35, leaves the game with his body intact, his mind sharp and his résumé chock full of impressive credentials.
"If you were going to pick a football team and play on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday or whenever, and it came time for you to pick your three-technique (tackle)," Sapp said, "you were taking me with you. That's all I ever wanted from this game."
In the end, Sapp received much more than widespread recognition as one of the NFL's premiere players.
He earned seven Pro Bowl selections with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He was the NFL defensive player of the year in 1999. He played a vital role in the Buccaneers' Super Bowl championship team in the 2002 season. Quarterbacks always knew where he lined up.
Former Raiders coach Norv Turner called Sapp a "unique guy and a great football player."
Turner, now coach of the San Diego Chargers, added: "Coaches coaching against him and players trying to block him, (his legacy is) going to be as a great football player. He's a disruptive force, and those (Tampa Bay) defenses were as good as any in the league during that stretch.
He was the leader of them."Sapp played under defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin at Tampa Bay and got to know Kiffin's son, Lane. They grew even closer after Lane Kiffin was hired as the Raiders' coach last year.
"Warren and I hit it off pretty good right away," Lane Kiffin said Monday, "and he liked what he saw in the team meetings. He liked what we talked about, the practice tempo, a bunch of things he'd been disappointed in before. He really got behind us and what we were doing. It was a good experience."
Sapp finished with 96 1/2 career sacks. Former Minnesota Vikings player John Randle is the only tackle with more sacks.
"There are three dudes people are always talking about when it comes to three-techniques, under tackles, whatever you want to call it," Sapp said. "John Randle, Keith Millard and me. Those three guys right there, you can't go wrong with any of them."
Sapp first informed Davis of his intention to retire last Friday. Davis told Sapp to think about his decision and get back to him this week. Thursday, they had what Sapp termed a "simple conversation."
Davis and Sapp thanked each other for the relationship they enjoyed from the time Sapp joined the Raiders in 2004, exchanged thoughts on the Raiders' current plight and vowed to see each other in a week. At that time, Davis told Sapp, the Raiders will honor Sapp in a formal setting.
Davis always has been fond of Sapp. He admired Sapp's tenacity, production and enthusiasm for the game.
Davis pounced on the chance to land Sapp once he became a free agent after the 2003 season. Sapp learned of the Raiders' interest in him through an early morning call from agent Drew Rosenhaus.
"He said, 'Al Davis is on the line, and he's not getting off until you're a Raider,' " Sapp said. "I said, 'Well, do the deal.' I didn't take a visit here. I didn't see who the defensive coordinator was. I didn't see who the head coach was. Al Davis said, 'Warren Sapp, I want you to play for the Oakland Raiders.' I said, 'I'll take that.' "
When the Bucs won the Super Bowl, this guy was one of the main reasons...this guy was a stud on the field...and could always entertain with a good quote, or some antics that grab your attention. First time HOF for sure.
Scuba Steve's NFL Playoff Picks
Jacksonville @ Pittsburgh - Jacksonville has a bone to pick with the NFL for having 0 Pro Bowlers, while Pittsburgh lost Willie Parker for the year. Jaguars 27-17
Washington @ Seattle - Can Washington continue to ride the wave of emotion from the shooting death of FS Sean Taylor? Not this week. Seahawks 31-10
NY Football Giants @ Tampa Bay - Which Eli Manning shows up? If its the first half of last week vs. New England, then NY in a rout. If not, yikes...Giants 24-21
Tennessee @ San Diego - Vince Young is hurt, no running game, and San Diego is the hottest team not called the Patriots. Chargers 41-14
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Bets for the 2008 Golden Razor award - Who will win?
OK...Im going to throw this out now. We have one month exactly until the Golden Razor award is handed out. This award is given at Lake Placid to the player who rallies best from being drunk/hungover on Friday night to Saturday morning, exhibiting such shenanigans as the great George Ruddy. I know who my vote is for this year....but I would like to get some response and some activity on this lousy blog of mine. I know people read it, you tell me you like it! So, lets get some shit started here.
PAST WINNERS include -
Lake Placid
2006 - Rocket and Rassel - co-winners
2007 - Curtis
Cromwell, CT
2007 - Bomber Bill - and was he BOMBED
Lacey's inappropriate quotes of the day
Its Thursday!!! and this means
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Lacey's COMPLETELY inappropriate quote of the day
Friday evening Shenanigans!
- No less then 10 minutes after we arrive at Ake's, Ben siddling up to 3 girls, asking them if they "liked mustaches"
- Ben - I see a theme here, hanging out with a 280 lb beaut...260 of these were cleavage related.
- Snowballs...being thrown at and by everyone, including me.
- Taxi ride - First, Rassel gets us thrown out of one cab for bitching about the price., Secondly, we end up with the most psychotic cabbie ive ever met, doing 360's on Pearl St, stopping cars to ask if they want to sell them, passing cars in the snow, running red lights, etc. etc........
Memorable quotes of New Year's Eve
- This was after I hit Brouillette's cup no less then 12 times in a beer pong game. The Messenger is the rag they call a newspaper in St. Albans.
"Glad to see your life peaked in 1991 guys." again, Lacey - 11 pm
- This was when Brouillette and I showcased the championship hat and news article from 1991...
"Oh yeah, when you get 2 kids, tell me you wont be chewing like a fucker too." - Dangler- 730 pm
- Glad to see a year on the patch and 2 years without chewing held up!!!
YouTube post of the day - The New Haircut
This is a parody on the knucklehead Gino wannabe's on the Jersey shore, and their so called tough guy attitude. Too funny...
JAGERBOMBS!